@the reincarnation of suzy,
It is a very difficult language, yes. For example:
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
‘I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that ‘I do’ is the longest Sentence
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
No one ever says ‘It’s only a game’ when their football team is winning.
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea, does that mean that 1 enjoys it?
Why is you send something by road it is called a shipment, but when you send it by sea it is called cargo?