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FOR ALL OF OUR ARACHNOPHOBES

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Fri 29 May, 2015 06:37 pm
A flying spider!

Have a nice day.
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rosborne979
 
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Reply Fri 29 May, 2015 07:40 pm
@Setanta,
And the only way to deal with flying spiders is to nuke them!

This site (http://www.nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap) will let you choose a target, pick the size nuke you think you need, and then show you the blast radius. (Note - there may be human casualties, but it IS a flying spider after all, nuking them is really the only option)
Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 29 May, 2015 07:52 pm
@rosborne979,
It takes an incisive, clear-thinking mind to cut through all the emotional clutter to the appropriate response.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 29 May, 2015 10:32 pm
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 30 May, 2015 02:55 am
Who tagged thread humor? It won't be so damned funny when that bitch flies into your house.
rosborne979
 
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Reply Sat 30 May, 2015 04:36 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

It takes an incisive, clear-thinking mind to cut through all the emotional clutter to the appropriate response.
Exactly what I was thinking.
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Ionus
 
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Reply Sat 30 May, 2015 10:29 pm
@Setanta,
I heard they were endangered because they keep flying into their own web . Did you notice the free beauty products on the same page ? I need those...
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 31 May, 2015 11:05 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

Who tagged thread humor? It won't be so damned funny when that bitch flies into your house.

I read somewhere that they're pretty gentle creatures unless you call them bitches to their faces. Then they'll throw a can of whipass on you misogynistic fools!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 31 May, 2015 03:08 pm
I never talk to spiders. I don't want to encourage them to believe that they are welcome.
neologist
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jun, 2015 05:41 pm
I've known of this menace for some time and have already developed a pheromone which will send them all to Boston.
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roger
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jun, 2015 06:16 pm
@Setanta,
I talk to mine, but if I want any sort of response at all, I have to blow on them or jiggle their webs. They seem to like that.
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Ionus
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jun, 2015 09:25 pm
Maybe it doesnt fly, it just falls with grace and style .
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