RED TOMATOES

Red

Tomatoes



There was a beautiful woman who loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't
seem to get her tomatoes to

turn red.

One day while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who
had the most beautiful garden full

of huge red tomatoes.

The woman asked the gentleman, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so
red?" The gentleman

responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my
tomato garden and expose myself; and my tomatoes turn red from

blushing
so much."

Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same
thing to her tomato

garden. So twice a day, for two weeks, she exposed
herself to her garden hoping, for the best.

One day the

gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way,
how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn

red?"

"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."