A Long Island Woman

A Long Island Woman

A woman parked her brand-new Lexus in front of her office, ready to show it off to her colleagues. As she got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.
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The woman immediately grabbed her cell phone, dialed 911, and within
minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any
questions, the woman started screaming hysterically. Her Lexus, which she had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
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When the woman finally wound down from her ranting and raving, the
officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
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"I can't believe how materialistic you women are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
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"How can you say such a thing?" asked the woman.
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The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
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"OH MY GOD!" screamed the woman.
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"Where's my tennis bracelet?"