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Sequels We'd Like to See

 
 
jespah
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2005 12:45 pm
O Sister, Where Art Thou?

Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon reprise their Thelma & Louise roles as two renegades, now in Mississippi, living on the big rock candy mountain.

Didja see, the mountain's made of chocolate? - Ebert
You would notice that. - Roeper
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Sun 17 Apr, 2005 09:03 am
Do they drive off a ledge of the big rock candy mountain at the end?
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 17 Apr, 2005 01:10 pm
Yes, it's very tragic, as they land in a work farm. But there is a far better soundtrack this time around.
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Tue 19 Apr, 2005 07:06 pm
Since we're on the Coen Brothers:

"The Man Who Wasn't There II: The Man Who Wasn't All There."

The story of George W. Bush.

Ebert: I thought Johnny Depp was miscast as George.

Roeper: Not as badly miscast as Dolly Parton as Laura.
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ofekslayer
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2005 02:55 am
I'd like to see "The Goonies 2", Indiana Jones 4 (Hopefully in 2006), The lost boys 2, MI3 and many more...
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2005 09:22 am
Welcome to A2K, ofekslayer, but this topic is suppose to be a off-the-wall spoof of projected sequels, not an actual wishlist of sequels.
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Paaskynen
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jul, 2005 12:51 am
Like "The War of the Wonka"
Giant Oompa Loompas make a real mess of New England
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Equus
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jul, 2005 10:42 am
Charly and the Chocolate Factory:

Cliff Robertson plays a mentally handicapped janitor at Willie Wonka's factory who discovers Wonka's new chocolate mouse (sic) formula makes him incredibly smart. He uses his new-found brainpower to convince Hollywood to quit pouring money into remakes and film something innovative for once.
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jul, 2005 10:45 am
Laughing
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Julius
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jul, 2005 12:24 pm
I would love to see a sequel to Ong-Bak, I am sure the plot would be meager, but thats not really what I am interested in.
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Paaskynen
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 12:28 am
Julius wrote:
I would love to see a sequel to Ong-Bak, I am sure the plot would be meager, but thats not really what I am interested in.


That sequel would surely be called Ong-Back Very Happy
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 08:30 am
Laughing Read the lead post profiling this thread and you'll see that it isn't a serious effort to inspire sequels.
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 08:33 am
"The Mashin' of the Christ" (Okay, I can't resist).

Jesus is put through an old fashioned laundry wringer, mashed to a pulp with a potato masher and then put through the machine at the climax of "The Terminator." The resurrection is shown in 2-D, of course.
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Julius
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 09:19 am
Paaskynen wrote:
Julius wrote:
I would love to see a sequel to Ong-Bak, I am sure the plot would be meager, but thats not really what I am interested in.


That sequel would surely be called Ong-Back Very Happy


Haha, you should propose that. Another cool sequel would be "Newer Police Story", I watched "New Police Story", and I am not ashamed to say that I loved it.
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Ray
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 02:30 pm
Star Wars Episode VII: Luke, It's Skywalker.
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heyzeus321
 
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Reply Tue 19 Jul, 2005 01:55 pm
Bambi II: Revenge is a Bitch
Titanic II: The Underwater Years
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Tue 19 Jul, 2005 02:35 pm
Laughing Welcome to A2K film forum, heyzeus. Those are very good! I especially like "Titanic II"....glug

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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 19 Jul, 2005 04:39 pm
Awesome.

Willy Wonka and Child Welfare Services

Court TV presents an allegory for our times.
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Tue 19 Jul, 2005 05:30 pm
Yes, looks like we have a new member who can focus in on spoofing the movies!

BTW, hi, Jespah! I have been so busy with the gallery and lighting projects I've barely been able to get my 2 cents worth on these pages.
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 06:00 am
Hey LW, been busy here m'self. Good to see it's still goin' strong. Smile
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