O Sister, Where Art Thou?
Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon reprise their Thelma & Louise roles as two renegades, now in Mississippi, living on the big rock candy mountain.
Didja see, the mountain's made of chocolate? - Ebert
You would notice that. - Roeper
Do they drive off a ledge of the big rock candy mountain at the end?
Yes, it's very tragic, as they land in a work farm. But there is a far better soundtrack this time around.
Since we're on the Coen Brothers:
"The Man Who Wasn't There II: The Man Who Wasn't All There."
The story of George W. Bush.
Ebert: I thought Johnny Depp was miscast as George.
Roeper: Not as badly miscast as Dolly Parton as Laura.
I'd like to see "The Goonies 2", Indiana Jones 4 (Hopefully in 2006), The lost boys 2, MI3 and many more...
Welcome to A2K, ofekslayer, but this topic is suppose to be a off-the-wall spoof of projected sequels, not an actual wishlist of sequels.
Like "The War of the Wonka"
Giant Oompa Loompas make a real mess of New England
Charly and the Chocolate Factory:
Cliff Robertson plays a mentally handicapped janitor at Willie Wonka's factory who discovers Wonka's new chocolate mouse (sic) formula makes him incredibly smart. He uses his new-found brainpower to convince Hollywood to quit pouring money into remakes and film something innovative for once.
I would love to see a sequel to Ong-Bak, I am sure the plot would be meager, but thats not really what I am interested in.
Julius wrote:I would love to see a sequel to Ong-Bak, I am sure the plot would be meager, but thats not really what I am interested in.
That sequel would surely be called Ong-Back
Read the lead post profiling this thread and you'll see that it isn't a serious effort to inspire sequels.
"The Mashin' of the Christ" (Okay, I can't resist).
Jesus is put through an old fashioned laundry wringer, mashed to a pulp with a potato masher and then put through the machine at the climax of "The Terminator." The resurrection is shown in 2-D, of course.
Paaskynen wrote:Julius wrote:I would love to see a sequel to Ong-Bak, I am sure the plot would be meager, but thats not really what I am interested in.
That sequel would surely be called Ong-Back
Haha, you should propose that. Another cool sequel would be "Newer Police Story", I watched "New Police Story", and I am not ashamed to say that I loved it.
Star Wars Episode VII: Luke, It's Skywalker.
Bambi II: Revenge is a Bitch
Titanic II: The Underwater Years
Welcome to A2K film forum, heyzeus. Those are very good! I especially like "Titanic II"....glug
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Awesome.
Willy Wonka and Child Welfare Services
Court TV presents an allegory for our times.
Yes, looks like we have a new member who can focus in on spoofing the movies!
BTW, hi, Jespah! I have been so busy with the gallery and lighting projects I've barely been able to get my 2 cents worth on these pages.
Hey LW, been busy here m'self. Good to see it's still goin' strong.
