TWO ITALIANS

TWO

ITALIANS

A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The

lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of the men say the

following:
"Emma come first.Den I come. Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come

together again.
I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,"

retorted the lady indignantly.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa?

I'm a justa

tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."