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I'm Pretty Concerned About Something And Need Advice

 
 
patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jun, 2004 09:45 am
It can have it's benefits, though. Painter to his lover: "Roger, my easel keps tipping over. Come over her and priap it up for me."
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limbodog
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2004 02:31 pm
regular self-medication by hand therapy also reduces the risk of prostate cancer. Yay!
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Foxfyre
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2004 03:24 pm
This thread sure is a turn off for oral sex though. Smile
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Miller
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2004 03:39 pm
Re: I'm Pretty Concerned About Something And Need Advice
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
Has anyone ever actually died from being so horny?


A dose of Viagra with a nitroglycerin tablet, might send you on your way to Heaven. Razz
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Miller
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2004 03:43 pm
Phoenix32890 wrote:
When those ads for Cialis, Viagra, et al, talk about erections lasting for more than 4 hours, they are referring to priaprism.

Whish proves that you CAN have too much of a good thing!
Laughing


How would any man like to present himself, in front of everyone, to the ER nurse ( male or female ) with a case of priaprism? Imagine sitting in the waiting room of the ER with everyone looking at you, after they hear about your "problem"! No need to turn the TV on that day, in the ER waiting room! Razz
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husker
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2004 03:45 pm
sorry but rotflmao
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husker
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2004 03:47 pm
Miller wrote:
Phoenix32890 wrote:
When those ads for Cialis, Viagra, et al, talk about erections lasting for more than 4 hours, they are referring to priaprism.

Whish proves that you CAN have too much of a good thing!
Laughing


How would any man like to present himself, in front of everyone, to the ER nurse ( male or female ) with a case of priaprism? Imagine sitting in the waiting room of the ER with everyone looking at you, after they hear about your "problem"! No need to turn the TV on that day, in the ER waiting room! Razz

Miller dunno - had a buddy that worked in a hospital where a guy came in with a lightbulb stuck in his butt - that was an attention getter - and it never broke.
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Miller
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2004 04:26 pm
husker wrote:
Miller wrote:
Phoenix32890 wrote:
When those ads for Cialis, Viagra, et al, talk about erections lasting for more than 4 hours, they are referring to priaprism.

Whish proves that you CAN have too much of a good thing!
Laughing


How would any man like to present himself, in front of everyone, to the ER nurse ( male or female ) with a case of priaprism? Imagine sitting in the waiting room of the ER with everyone looking at you, after they hear about your "problem"! No need to turn the TV on that day, in the ER waiting room! Razz

Miller dunno - had a buddy that worked in a hospital where a guy came in with a lightbulb stuck in his butt - that was an attention getter - and it never broke.


Something tells me the guy wasn't sitting on a chair!
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2004 06:31 pm
all he had to do, was to visit a local University; and walk back and forth in the halls, until he "passed" a great Idea idea!
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Miller
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2004 06:33 pm
The "bean operation"?
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2004 06:39 pm
So, after hanging around the drug store for ages looking terrified, our subject, a man in his late fifties, cautiously approached the pharmacist, and quietly asked if there was anything available for curing erectile difficulties.
The pharmacist, said "there are a number of competing medications on the market, have you tried Viagra?"

The addled man looked marginally heartened, and asked
"can i get it 'over the counter'?"

The pharmacist grinned, and said
"you'll need a very large dose for that!" Shocked Rolling Eyes Laughing
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