MULDOON'S DOG

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a
pet dog for company.

One day the dog died, and

Muldoon went to the parish
priest and asked, "Father, me dog is dead. Could ya' be
saying a mass for the poor

creature?"

Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not. We cannot have
services for an animal in the church, but there

are some
Baptists down the lane and there's no tellin' what they
believe. Maybe they'll do something for the

creature. "

Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think
$5,000 is enough to donate for the

service?"

Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus!
Why didn't ya' tell me the dog was

Catholic?"