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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2004 03:15 pm
So your pimp was sick?

I'm leaving early today too.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2004 03:19 pm
My pimp is fine, how's yours?

I just ate something tasty, yum-yum-yum.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2004 03:34 pm
Save it for the customers.

I've got a chicken in the oven.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2004 03:51 pm
Ya know, I think you're supposed to pluck it first...

I'm getting a haircut after work.
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furiousflee
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2004 03:53 pm
Which one?

I am getting some tabalature for a song...
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paulaj
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2004 06:42 pm
<thinking to myself, "I sure wish I knew what furious was talking about, I'll have to fake it">

Furious, are you on drugs?


I'm not.
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wcbethmd
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2004 07:44 pm
Maybe you should start taking some. It might improve all of the personality disorders you seem to have.

I feel bad insulting people, but I wanted to join the game.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2004 09:21 pm
Just what this game needs, another guilt ridden loser.

(welcome wcbethmd Very Happy )


I think my turkey is defrosted.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2004 12:48 am
So you finally took hubby out of the freezer, good for you! Keep us posted.

I should be sleeping.
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Clary
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2004 10:57 am
Forever.


It's very cold in Germany but the full moon is pretty
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wcbethmd
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2004 01:23 pm
Careful, Clary... people are gonna catch on, what with how hairy you are and your love of the full moon.

I do believe I would enjoy some toast and jelly right about now, but I must hold off because Thanksgiving dinner is only hours away.
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firefly
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2004 02:04 pm
Who are you kidding--your stomach is a bottomless pit--you can scarf down a toasted loaf of bread and still pick that turkey clean.

I am using a new kind of thermometer on my turkey this year.
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wcbethmd
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2004 03:29 pm
Oh, you're actually cooking it this year?

Another glass of wine, please.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2004 04:43 pm
I'll bet you've had enough already!


I don't drink.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2004 09:30 pm
No wonder you're know as "the death of the party."

I use the on-line guitar archive (www.olga.net) to find my guitar tabs.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2004 10:05 pm
What about your bar tabs? Can you find those?

It is stormy right now.
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2004 05:24 am
Involved in another bar brawl?

I have loads of leftover turkey.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2004 08:19 am
That's no way to talk about your friends.

I pulled a muscle.
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carbuncle
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2004 01:47 pm
You got the money up front I hope....

I cooked game hens instead of turkey.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2004 02:15 pm
So you ate a game leg? Eww....

I just woke up from my post-Thanksgiving stupor.
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