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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 2 Sep, 2009 04:07 pm
@NickFun,
Not surprised with you on her back.

Lunch at the Hilton today should be a top shelf affair.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Wed 2 Sep, 2009 05:49 pm
@Dutchy,
Indeed it will be if you don't show up.

My partner is sharing her skydiving adventure with her students today.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Fri 4 Sep, 2009 06:53 pm
@NickFun,
I wonder if she will tell them all what happened during that tandem jump?

Today is Saturday and I have a few social engaments in my book.
solipsister
 
  2  
Reply Sat 5 Sep, 2009 04:45 am
@Dutchy,
Quote:
engaments


dyslexic alzheimers illiterate homosexual sex lives are bookable

i may spend the night in
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sat 5 Sep, 2009 06:37 am
@solipsister,
Not in my bed sister, you're much to pretentious.

Preparing a nice Sunday roast.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Sat 5 Sep, 2009 08:27 am
@Dutchy,
Roasting one of the neighbors cats again I suppose.

I am up early this morning.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sat 5 Sep, 2009 07:08 pm
@NickFun,
Wet the bed again?

Father's Day today, I expect to be spoiled.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Sat 5 Sep, 2009 10:17 pm
@Dutchy,
The kids will ask "why does dad smell so bad" and mom will reply "he's spoiled".

A strange woman called today on my cell demanding to speak with Candy, whom I don't know.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Sep, 2009 07:16 pm
@NickFun,
I suppose she will be the next notch on your love belt.

The weather is beautiful outside so I might go for my power walk shortly.

NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Mon 7 Sep, 2009 07:19 pm
@Dutchy,
Staggering to the pub can hardly be called a 'power walk'.

I smell like sulphur from the hot springs.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Sep, 2009 09:17 pm
@NickFun,
Have a good shower you obviously haven't had one for weeks.

Just bought a slab ofCrown Lager beer, they were a special at $35.00.
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Ceili
 
  2  
Reply Mon 7 Sep, 2009 10:34 pm
A fool and his money...

My photography class was cancelled.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Sep, 2009 11:04 pm
@Ceili,
Your hang-over looks don't photograph very well, do they?

Just bought myself a lottery ticket, wish me luck.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Tue 8 Sep, 2009 09:25 pm
@Dutchy,
I hope you double the money you paid for it!

I did something to my knee. No running for a while.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Tue 8 Sep, 2009 09:29 pm
@NickFun,
You're to old to try new sexual positions, keep it simple.

Worked in the garden all morning, my neighbour told me it is looking lovely.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Tue 8 Sep, 2009 10:16 pm
@Dutchy,
Of course, it's been many years since she saw the eye doctor.

I have harvested a huge batch of tomatoes. Must get to canning them.
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Ceili
 
  2  
Reply Tue 8 Sep, 2009 10:49 pm
Try to leave the botulism outta this batch!

Just watched Blair on Letterman.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Tue 8 Sep, 2009 11:22 pm
@Ceili,
Is that the limit of your intelligence, a re-run of the Three Stooges would give better value.

I've almost finished writing my memoirs.
Ceili
 
  2  
Reply Tue 8 Sep, 2009 11:57 pm
@Dutchy,
Must be the most boring paragraph ever!!

I'm bored, going to bed.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Wed 9 Sep, 2009 12:13 am
@Ceili,
My gawd, being boring in bed is no recommendation, where is your spirit of adventure.

I'm thinking of throwing a few marinated shrimps on the barbeque for tonights dinner.
 

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