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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 14 Aug, 2009 12:55 am
@NickFun,
They'll be glad to see you go, not even Xaviera will shed a tear.

I came face to face with a 20 feet killer shark today, luckily I was in a shark cage, still an awesome experience though.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 15 Aug, 2009 02:57 pm
@Dutchy,
Luckily you were on the other side of the TV...

I am in Boston, only slightly jet lagged.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 16 Aug, 2009 04:56 am
@NickFun,
How would you know, you're probably still very much under the influence of all that Dutch gin you consumed.

Today, my sea legs got a real workout, watched a pod of whales frolicking 20 miles offshore.

NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 17 Aug, 2009 03:20 pm
@Dutchy,
Your definition of a "workout" is just sitting there watching.

I am back in SoCA. It's nice to see the Pacific!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 17 Aug, 2009 04:13 pm
@NickFun,
You sure you're not still in New York and seeing the Atlantic you drunken bum.

My vacation has also ended, back to the grindstone today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 17 Aug, 2009 09:12 pm
@Dutchy,
What "grindstone"? You're retired!

There is an unknown car parked in my driveway and my neighbor tells me it's been there for a week!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 19 Aug, 2009 09:52 pm
@NickFun,
Your place looks like a dump so that's not suprising.

My Council rates just arrived, they are markedly higher than last year.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 20 Aug, 2009 01:34 pm
@Dutchy,
That's because you cost them more than everyone else. Still a bargain for you.

No one claimed that car so I had it towed away.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 20 Aug, 2009 07:01 pm
@NickFun,
You obviously don't care if some poor girl, laid up through sickness, is now searching for her car.

I'm about to go the the shopping centre and stock up for the weekend.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 21 Aug, 2009 11:59 am
@Dutchy,
6 cases of beer and a bag of chips. Yep! All set for the weekend!

I discovered that car was stolen and abandoned on my property!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 21 Aug, 2009 06:23 pm
@NickFun,
Only because the cops came knocking on your door.

Going to the football with my mates this afternoon, late start so we'll have a barbie first.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 21 Aug, 2009 06:40 pm
@Dutchy,
In the US a "Barbie" is a cheap hooker. Have fun!

I have just returned from the hot springs and it felt very nice!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 23 Aug, 2009 05:07 pm
@NickFun,
Only because you paid some floozy to grope you.

I enjoyed a Chinese Banquet on Sunday.

(a "barbie" is a barbeque downunder Nick. LOL)
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 24 Aug, 2009 07:10 pm
@Dutchy,
One of those $5.00 all-you-can-eat things no doubt. Now the place is bankrupt.

(I know Dutch. Barbie has mixed meanings here -- including a bubble-headed plastic whore. Wink )


I worked 14 hours yesterday. May do 10 today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 25 Aug, 2009 03:36 am
@NickFun,
Are you looking for early retirement or an early grave?

Have visitors from NZ staying with me and showed them around town today including a nice pub lunch.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 25 Aug, 2009 05:30 pm
@Dutchy,
Now that they've seen you drunk they will make it a point to never return.

Much of my work involves sitting around waiting.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 25 Aug, 2009 06:29 pm
@NickFun,
What an interesting job and you get paid for that as well?

Trying my hand at a little culture, visiting the Art gallery today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 26 Aug, 2009 06:59 pm
@Dutchy,
The paintings at the pub can hardly be called an "art gallery".

I had breakfast with Orlando Bloom a few days ago.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 27 Aug, 2009 03:50 pm
@NickFun,
Name dropping won't get you anywhere, anyway who is this Bloom woman?

Quiet day today, so I'm going to see the movie Inglurious Basterds.

NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 27 Aug, 2009 09:57 pm
@Dutchy,
Maybe Tarantino will cast you as a corpse in his next production.

I have died in three films.
 

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