6
   

The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sun 31 May, 2009 12:58 am
@solipsister,
Picking up your one night stand as usual.

My neighbour has invited me for dinner tonight.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Sun 31 May, 2009 12:03 pm
@Dutchy,
She's certain the poisoned wine will work this time.

I am doing some writing for a Broadway show.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sun 31 May, 2009 04:39 pm
@NickFun,
Was that for "Dude, where's my Cola?"

Getting ready for my trip next Thursday.
Lightwizard
 
  2  
Reply Sun 31 May, 2009 04:49 pm
@Dutchy,
Taking the economy flight with the wicker seats and the drinks served in Dixie cups again?

Going to make a doctor's appointment.

Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sun 31 May, 2009 05:28 pm
@Lightwizard,
Make that a psychiatrist appointment if I were you!

Driving into town shortly to purchase a new fishing reel.
Lightwizard
 
  1  
Reply Sun 31 May, 2009 07:01 pm
@Dutchy,
Hope you're not going fishing in the broken down dinghy again - glug, glug, glug.

I'm going out back to work in the garden before it gets too dark.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Sun 31 May, 2009 07:34 pm
@Lightwizard,
Judging from the looks of your garden you've ONLY been working there in the dark.

I just did a voice over for a dietary supplement commercial.
Lightwizard
 
  1  
Reply Sun 31 May, 2009 07:48 pm
@NickFun,
It must have sounded like an operatic blowhard.

Now I'm going to watch an old CSI:Miami rerun.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 03:12 pm
@Lightwizard,
Trying to catch some of the snappy dialogue you missed the last six times you saw it?

I am dressed in black pants and black shirt today.
Ticomaya
 
  1  
Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 03:15 pm
@NickFun,
You're so fat, you're liable to be mistaken for a Black Hole.


I'm enjoying the sub-100 degree June temps here in the Valley of the Sun.
McGentrix
 
  1  
Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 05:13 pm
@Ticomaya,
It keeps the grease in your hair from running down your cheeks.

I am thinking of vacation July 4. Disney World perhaps.
Lightwizard
 
  1  
Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 06:06 pm
@McGentrix,
Aren't you afraid you'll be mistaken for Goofy?

Now it's time to feed my fish.

NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 09:20 pm
@Lightwizard,
Isn't anyone getting suspicious that the neighborhood cats are all disappearing?

I have shut down my back yard Jacuzzi for maintenance.
Lightwizard
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Jun, 2009 10:27 am
@NickFun,
Don't forget to dredge it for the dead bodies of past guests.

I have the shopping list and am off to Costco.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Jun, 2009 08:41 pm
@Lightwizard,
The list reads: 96 beers, 6 bottles cheap whiskey, 3 bottles cheap vodka, loaf of bread.

I do most of my food shopping at the natural food store.
solipsister
 
  1  
Reply Wed 3 Jun, 2009 09:13 pm
@NickFun,
yes the wheat germ should clear your spa ebola in no time

i'm quite wet today
Lightwizard
 
  1  
Reply Thu 4 Jun, 2009 11:24 am
@solipsister,
We don't really need to hear about our XXX dreams.

We're going to lunch at a kosher deli.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Thu 4 Jun, 2009 07:09 pm
@Lightwizard,
And you're going to order the pork and catfish and then get pissed off when they kick you out.

I have been invited to so many functions this weekend!
Lightwizard
 
  1  
Reply Thu 4 Jun, 2009 08:26 pm
@NickFun,
What fun! Visiting a row of outhouses in a construction site.

I have plans to go boating this weekend.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Thu 4 Jun, 2009 10:00 pm
@Lightwizard,
And the owner of the boat plans to throw you overboard.

I'd like to go swimming but the swimming hole seems to be dryin up.
 

Related Topics

Is this racism? - Question by McPero
A2K 101 : zingers for later use - Discussion by hingehead
1001 Ways to Call Someone "Stupid." - Discussion by DrewDad
 
  1. Forums
  2. » The Insult Chain Game
  3. » Page 755
Copyright © 2025 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.1 seconds on 06/08/2025 at 02:22:48