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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
solipsister
 
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Reply Thu 7 May, 2009 10:56 pm
@Dutchy,
so many meanings so little time

i hear tell of a new chess site called pawn
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 May, 2009 11:21 pm
@solipsister,
The only interest in chess you have is being -check-MATED I hear.

Walking is good for the body I'm told, so I'm going for a long stroll along the beach shortly.

solipsister
 
  2  
Reply Fri 8 May, 2009 06:04 am
@Dutchy,
perchance you'll get wet en passant

in the interim i will hold my peace
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Fri 8 May, 2009 06:55 am
@solipsister,
Exactly as a bad girl should.

I'm cooking up a special breakfast for mothersday.

NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Fri 8 May, 2009 02:05 pm
@Dutchy,
Burt toast, week old coffee and stale Fruit Loops in bed. But to you it's 'special'.

I sent my mom a huge bouquet of flowers.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Fri 8 May, 2009 03:59 pm
@NickFun,
You mean your partner did, you wouldn't know what day of the week it was.

I'm wondering if I've been to harsh on solipsister?
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Fri 8 May, 2009 08:01 pm
@Dutchy,
This is an insult thread you idiot. You're SUPPOSED to be harsh.

My girlfriend is thinking of joining A2K.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Fri 8 May, 2009 10:29 pm
@NickFun,
Another dumb blonde looking for a cheap thrill eh.

2pm Saturday afternoon here, time to go to the pub and have a social drink with the boys.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Sat 9 May, 2009 09:40 am
@Dutchy,
2pm already? Better get cracking if you don't want to be conscious by 6!

I rarely imbibe before 6
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sat 9 May, 2009 04:37 pm
@NickFun,
Not drinking before 6, what are you, a man or a mouse?

My mothers day started perfectly, breakfast and paper in bed.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Sat 9 May, 2009 06:00 pm
@Dutchy,
I think you''re confused, SHE'S the on who's supposed to have breakfast in bed and the paper.

My mom loves her bouquet.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sat 9 May, 2009 10:26 pm
@NickFun,
A tip pal, she much rather prefers a $100 bill.

I'm taking my lady out to an Asian (Thai) restaurant tonight.

NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Sun 10 May, 2009 11:43 am
@Dutchy,
After she has repeatedly told you how much she hates Thai food.

I called my mom to wish her a Happy Mothers Day
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sun 10 May, 2009 04:16 pm
@NickFun,
And she told you to keep your flowers in future and "send me a $100 bill".

My mothersday evening out was a great success.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Sun 10 May, 2009 08:41 pm
@Dutchy,
It's a shame your wife does not agree.

I have been invited to Germany for a summer vacation.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sun 10 May, 2009 11:27 pm
@NickFun,
Why not tell the truth, to make another porno movie and a few quick dollars.

I'm going to the movies tonight.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Mon 11 May, 2009 07:39 pm
@Dutchy,
The three dollar all-night movie because your wife has tossed you out after that lousy Mothers Day.

I saw the opening of the new Star Trek
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Tue 12 May, 2009 07:46 pm
@NickFun,
The opening is about all you saw then you fell asleep, bored out of your brains.

Last nights Federal budget was good to me.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Tue 12 May, 2009 09:01 pm
@Dutchy,
Of course it was. You're living off the public dole!

My lady wants to decorate my LA apartment.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Wed 13 May, 2009 04:11 pm
@NickFun,
You're just learning a mistress can be expensive.

My garden is looking a treat after the rains we've had, planted heaps of new stuff.
 

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