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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
solipsister
 
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Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 05:08 am
@Dutchy,
whip and heel again huh

the palace will be ready for a queen
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 05:24 am
@solipsister,
Solipsister Queen of the Desert rides again.

I'm about to hop in the spa.
solipsister
 
  2  
Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 05:28 am
@Dutchy,
best wait until bubbles

i'm so excited i may try another room
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 05:34 am
@solipsister,
Calm down, isn't one guy enough, you man eater.

My neigbour is joining me in the spa shortly.
Francis
 
  2  
Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 05:41 am
@Dutchy,
One can only imagine what two guys alone are doing in the spa...

I need a beer.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 06:52 am
@Francis,
You know beer has been helping ugly people to have sex since 3000BC!

I have reason to celebrate, my shares made a remarkably recovery today.

NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 07:18 pm
@Dutchy,
And tomorrow they will take another dramatic tumble and you'd be wishing you sold today.

I am playing a heroic bartender in an upcoming film.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 07:46 pm
@NickFun,
I remember your last role, Frank the bartender in the Jackie Gleason show, hope you can improve on that.

I'm taking part in a pizza eating contest today.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 08:22 pm
@Dutchy,
And for desert you'll engage in a Twinkie eating contest. And wash it down with a beer drinking contest.

I can't usually eat more than 3 slices.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 09:44 pm
@NickFun,
Agreed, but 8 times a day?

I helped a friend shift 2000 truck tyres today and now comes the pizza and the drinking.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Fri 17 Apr, 2009 07:36 pm
@Dutchy,
Your friend shifted 1,098 tires and you shifted 2. But at least you can say you helped. And all that exercise wasted after your consumption.

I'm skydiving tomorrow even though my girlfriend backed out.
Pearlylustre
 
  2  
Reply Sat 18 Apr, 2009 07:38 am
@NickFun,
Do you ever take her up to that level?

I'm overseas and missing.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sun 19 Apr, 2009 01:03 am
@Pearlylustre,
You're not missed, you never been here.

The priest was glad to see me in church tgoday.
farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Sun 19 Apr, 2009 03:32 am
@Dutchy,
No he wasnt, He actually thinks youre quite an asshole.

I dont have anything to share with you bunch of shitheads.
Francis
 
  2  
Reply Sun 19 Apr, 2009 03:36 am
@farmerman,
Sure you haven't, being such a greedy lad..

I, on the other hand, share a lot...
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sun 19 Apr, 2009 04:13 am
@Francis,
I cannot bring myself to insult the most generous and eloquent conversationalist on the threads.

I will be seeing a podiatrist in the morning.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Sun 19 Apr, 2009 01:57 pm
@Dutchy,
To find out why your feet stink so bad. He will say "try washing them".

I jumped out of a plane at 7,000 feet yesterday
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sun 19 Apr, 2009 08:19 pm
@NickFun,
Pity your parachute opened.

About to start looking for my neighbours cat which has gone missing.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Sun 19 Apr, 2009 10:42 pm
@Dutchy,
Maybe you should check your fridge after last nights drunken feast.

Just got back from a 10 mile moonlit stroll with my sweetheart.
solipsister
 
  2  
Reply Mon 20 Apr, 2009 01:05 am
@NickFun,
sweet heart murmurs breathlessly await


i wanna increase my investment in dirt
 

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