6
   

The Insult Chain Game

 
 
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Fri 3 Apr, 2009 11:47 pm
@solipsister,
Judging from the size of your thighs you must listen to a lot of music.

I've been asked to sing in a TV commercial.
solipsister
 
  1  
Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 03:42 am
@NickFun,
and play guitar epitomising the dissonance that the dog worming commercial entails

imago outside and sing a few bars of when you wish upon a star
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 04:05 am
@solipsister,
you wish you were singing in a bar you starstruck loser.

I'v met an extremely attractive lady during my vacation away.
solipsister
 
  1  
Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 04:14 am
@Dutchy,
please riposte to the "fix my grammar grandma" thread and next time remember that sea legs is no substitute for your recreational viagra dear

i feel pretty oh so pretty i feel pretty and witty and ... never mind
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 04:30 am
@solipsister,
Listen here scarecrow your prettiness wouldn't even excite my viagra endeared member if you understand my wittiness, just keep on hoping a blind Freddy runs into you one night.

I'm pleased to have my feet safely back on terra firma.
Ticomaya
 
  1  
Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 09:17 am
@Dutchy,
The rest of us wish you would go away again.


Sipping coffee and listening to a morning dove and mockingbird sing ...
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 06:30 pm
@Ticomaya,
Can't afford to sip Champagne and listen to Sarah Brightman in concert.......things must be getting bad.

I have a lot of correspondence to attend to today.

NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 11:21 pm
@Dutchy,
Your correspondence always begins with "please send money..."

My Jacuzzi has broken down forcing me to use the local hot springs.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 11:48 pm
@NickFun,
Your excuse so you can perve at the other beauties, I know your types.

Pleased to be able to sleep in my own bed again tonight.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Sun 5 Apr, 2009 12:28 am
@Dutchy,
Did you evict the band of wandering gypsies or are they sharing the bed with you?

I plan to do some skydiving next week.
solipsister
 
  2  
Reply Sun 5 Apr, 2009 02:42 am
@NickFun,
i had a friend who suddenly stopped skydiving, i hope the same fate befalls you

i must go to the bank tomorrow
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sun 5 Apr, 2009 03:09 am
@solipsister,
No doubt your last chance before they repossess your house.

I enjoyed a great fish meal tonight.
solipsister
 
  1  
Reply Sun 5 Apr, 2009 03:17 am
@Dutchy,
so you caught up with your new girlfriend how truculently succulent

i'm in an unprepossessing mood tonight what with easter and all
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sun 5 Apr, 2009 03:27 am
@solipsister,
Don't worry sister I'll make sure the Easter bunny will pay you a visit and make you forget that menopausal feeling.

I'm seeing a cardiologist first thing in the morning.
solipsister
 
  1  
Reply Sun 5 Apr, 2009 03:39 am
@Dutchy,
kismet your ecg shows the same results as your brain, m r i close, nil

shopping tomorrow

Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sun 5 Apr, 2009 03:48 am
@solipsister,
shopstealing as usual you mean.

my neighbour is driving me to town tomorrow.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Sun 5 Apr, 2009 09:37 am
@Dutchy,
And you, in turn, will be driving her crazy.

An 18 year old girl wants me.
alex240101
 
  1  
Reply Sun 5 Apr, 2009 09:39 am
@NickFun,
....and this years winner of : "The Guy Who is Most Full of Himself".......is...NickFun.

My states college basketball team is going to the championship game Monday
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Sun 5 Apr, 2009 01:33 pm
@alex240101,
You mean...they got tickets?

I may take my girlfriend shopping on Rodeo Drive this Friday.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Tue 7 Apr, 2009 04:52 am
@NickFun,
Very convenient when all the shops are closed on Good Friday, you miser.

I will have a quiet Easter at home this year.
 

Related Topics

Is this racism? - Question by McPero
A2K 101 : zingers for later use - Discussion by hingehead
1001 Ways to Call Someone "Stupid." - Discussion by DrewDad
 
  1. Forums
  2. » The Insult Chain Game
  3. » Page 745
Copyright © 2025 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.09 seconds on 06/15/2025 at 04:07:45