Here's a tip you pea brained little witch, you buy them at the nursery and not your local butcher shop.
Not much on TV tonight so may do a difficult crossword puzzle.
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Tue 3 Jun, 2008 08:53 am
Since you can't read or spell, all crosswords are difficult for you. Watch Sesame Street instead--you might learn a thing or two.
I bought some new phones for my home.
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Dutchy
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Tue 3 Jun, 2008 08:56 am
You obviously love talking to yourself as you have no one to call.
Time to go to bed for a well deserved rest.
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firefly
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Tue 3 Jun, 2008 03:29 pm
All that loafing around must really wear you out.
I need to finish my work right now.
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Dutchy
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Tue 3 Jun, 2008 03:33 pm
Yea like drinking your last glass of beer and switching the light off.
Early morning here and time for my stroll along the beach.
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firefly
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Wed 4 Jun, 2008 12:22 am
Don't just stroll on the beach, jump into the water and wash yourself for a change--you really do need a bath.
I'm ready for bed.
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Dutchy
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Wed 4 Jun, 2008 12:56 am
I know, you look like death warmed up, you even scared the cat away.
Getting ready to prepare a delightful seafood dinner.
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jove
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Wed 4 Jun, 2008 06:23 am
Are you on the See food diet?
I used to be when i was fat!
(~Let nothing disturb thee.)
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firefly
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Wed 4 Jun, 2008 09:17 am
You still eat everything that isn't nailed down, you glutton.
I have to do something difficult now.
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Dutchy
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Wed 4 Jun, 2008 03:18 pm
You call opening a bottle of beer difficult you troll.
Going into town for a day shortly.
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firefly
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Wed 4 Jun, 2008 06:26 pm
Time for your weekly visit with your parole officer?
I really accomplished something satisfying today.
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Dutchy
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Wed 4 Jun, 2008 06:44 pm
Made your hubby happy did you!
Intending to lunch at an upmarket restaurant whilst in town.
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devriesj
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Wed 4 Jun, 2008 07:06 pm
Ah, I see the great Lord Lard Arse is up to his old tricks again? Why don't you try NOT eating, 'your largeness'!? You're almost as big as the town!
I'm finally back on the internet as of today! Woo-hoo!!!
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NickFun
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Wed 4 Jun, 2008 08:00 pm
Now you can download porn files again! Woo-Hoo!
I still have many photos of my ex-wife.
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jove
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Wed 4 Jun, 2008 11:46 pm
Do you still use them as a dart board instead of going to therapy?
My X did that to my high school pic,,, so i burned the pic.
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firefly
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Thu 5 Jun, 2008 04:27 am
A normal person would have burned their X's picture, not their own. But no one has ever accused you of being normal, have they?
We are going to have a heat wave.
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jove
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Thu 5 Jun, 2008 08:34 am
You have been blessed.
This is how blessed i am ~
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NickFun
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Thu 5 Jun, 2008 10:14 am
"Blessed" and "burned" are two different things.
Thw weather is always beautiful here in SO CA
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devriesj
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Thu 5 Jun, 2008 10:26 am
Too bad you can't spell 'the', ya moron! Did you go to school in Southern Cali- as well? A real <cough> credit to whatever school system you attended, aren't you? NOT!
Just had a raucous thunder storm here.
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firefly
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Thu 5 Jun, 2008 03:52 pm
You must really have a raging hangover--that "raucous thunderstorm" was just someone knocking on your door.
