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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 06:13 pm
Don't you know how to turn a heater on you dumb blonde.

Will do a very difficult crossword this afternoon.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 06:15 pm
That ought to give you a nice migraine, you moron!

Listening to Sponge Bob on the telly (son's watching it - oy!)
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 09:18 pm
That is about the limit of your intelligence you bimbo.

Enjoying a cold beer now I've settled down to do my puzzle, it is called the "Stinker" and it is all of that and more!
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devriesj
 
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Reply Thu 22 May, 2008 03:04 am
Didn't know they had a puzzle named after you. I can smell the stench all the way from here!

Insomnia has caught me in it's web!
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 22 May, 2008 08:54 am
What's so different, you act like a zombie all the time.

Had a great night out tonight.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Thu 22 May, 2008 10:20 am
Well of course you did, that orgy you went to is just your style, you sick bastard!

Lots to do today!
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 22 May, 2008 05:07 pm
Yea, like sitting on your big bronze all day, eating chocolate and playing games you lazy broad.

Going to cut my lawns today.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 22 May, 2008 10:46 pm
Now that the grass has grown over your head.


I'm starting to play the guitar again.
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solipsister
 
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Reply Fri 23 May, 2008 12:19 am
NickFun wrote:
Now that the grass has grown over your head.


I'm starting to play the guitar again.


Strings strike, orchestra stalls.

I feel really up, myself today.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 23 May, 2008 12:22 am
Let's be honest ... you feel yourself up every day.


Drinking a glass of wine.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Fri 23 May, 2008 08:23 am
Would that be the first one of many or somewhere in the middle of your binge, you fall-down drunken lush!

Gonna get started working on planting the garden today. Smile
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jove
 
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Reply Fri 23 May, 2008 08:49 am
Want to be in a movie?


Hotel Hell!
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NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 23 May, 2008 09:49 pm
Is that a movie about where you currently reside?


I hope McCain doesn't win.
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jove
 
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Reply Sat 24 May, 2008 08:08 am
Are you smart enough to know who the smartest person is?


I am. (smug alert!) (does the smug dance.)
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Stormwatch
 
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Reply Sun 25 May, 2008 09:28 am
Smug people aren't very smart.

I need more coffee.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 25 May, 2008 05:20 pm
You meant more booze you old sot.

Cutting my neighbours lawns today.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 25 May, 2008 11:26 pm
I suppose that's the least you could do after stealing their flowers, running over their dog and pissing in their pool.



I attended two holiday barbecues today.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 25 May, 2008 11:58 pm
Bludging of others seems to be your speciality.

My neighbour made me a sumptuous lunch today after I cut her lawns.
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 26 May, 2008 04:40 am
We know you only want to get in her knickers; lunch is immaterial.


People here seem to think it's fun to have potluck meals where everyone has to bring something.
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Stormwatch
 
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Reply Mon 26 May, 2008 12:06 pm
You always conveniently forget to bring a dish when you attend pot luck.

I need to finish the laundry.
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