Nobody likes you so that might be hard to do.
I'm eating a hoagie.
Might fancy for the Rescue Mission...
Wind turned bitter a bit ago...
That's because even the wind doesn't like you.
I'm wired on caffeine.
Mis-wired is more like it.
Gonna snow again soon.
Don't talk about snowing. Never snows here.
I am recalling my childhood.
See if you can recall how to insult someone, because you suck at it.
My pen needs a refill.
Go get it at the butchers.
I am not a smoker.
That's good, because you're not cool enough to smoke.
My butcher doesn't carry pen accessories.
That's because he's to weak to pick them up.
I dislike burgers.
Because you never try mine.
What's going on there?
Can't you read you imbecile, get with it slow coach
Going to bake myself some cookies.
Are cookies your only favorite?
I need a few deep breaths.
You are about to choke are you?
Enjoying a quiet Saturday night at home.
Saturday... Saturday... Saturday.
My phone is ringing.
Your head is ringing.
I'm watching football.
Playing the couch potato as usual.
Will be playing a game of tennis this morning.
That's because you're a sissy.
I had spicy orange chicken for lunch.
He was probably a conversationalist in your league.
I have to go to work tomorrow
You finally found a job.
Lunch after tennis in the local pub.
What sort of idiot plays tennis in the pub?
Time to go try out my Rip-Stick.
