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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Stray Cat
 
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Reply Mon 12 Nov, 2007 05:10 pm
I hope you realize there are child labor laws in your state.


I'm a little envious of a woman I know who gets to be in the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 02:25 am
You're only jealous because you're a fat ugly duckling who will never make the Parade.

Will have a few well deserved beers after work tonight.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 10:47 am
Breaking into a brewery and drinking all their inventory isn't having "a few beers."


I feel like singing and dancing.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 02:53 pm
You may feel like it but you're no Gingers Rogers, perhaps more like 'a cat on a hot tin roof'. Razz

Going to watch cricket today.
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mismi
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 03:44 pm
Well, have fun if you can - not much of a game is it?

About to take the boys for their football game
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 03:47 pm
Don't forget to take your 'bum' protector. Laughing (Couldn't resist that)

About to do the dishes for my wife.
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mismi
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 03:52 pm
Just like a good manservant should.

(making fun of me bum again eh?)


Forgot to get the team Mom a present.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 03:56 pm
Nothing unusual for a dumb brunette is it.

Will have a small bbq tonight with rissoles and T-bone steak.

(sorry didn't mean to insult you mismi Razz )
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mismi
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 04:23 pm
I hope it is edible since you are cooking it.


The house is clean and all I have to do is come home and feed my 3 boys.

(why didn't you mean to insult me - that't the whole point! Laughing )
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 05:21 pm
Feeding your kids from the vending machine again after playing bingo all day at the club, no wonder your house never gets dirty.

Going to the beach for a swim shortly.
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mismi
 
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Reply Wed 14 Nov, 2007 01:18 pm
Get some sun on those lilly white legs would you? :wink:


Took 13 kids on a field trip today - talk about nuts.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 14 Nov, 2007 02:02 pm
What's new, the blind leading the blind.

Motoring into town this morning to stock up my beer supply.
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mismi
 
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Reply Wed 14 Nov, 2007 03:32 pm
Really why don't you just hire a trucking company- all those daily trips to stock the walk in fridge has to be exhausting - plus it's safer for others. Laughing Razz (impudence - that's what I'm talking about)


About to get off the computer and get things in order and help the boys with their homework.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 14 Nov, 2007 03:34 pm
Yeah, why don't you get on that before child welfare realizes what a bad mother you are?

I saw the BEST concert last night!
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Wed 14 Nov, 2007 03:36 pm
Your'e a little old for Hannah Montana, Kicky.

Big stock order just showed up late.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 14 Nov, 2007 03:44 pm
Good! Now you might actually have to do some work for a change!

I'm hungover.
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mismi
 
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Reply Wed 14 Nov, 2007 03:46 pm
That's news?

Trying to keep the twins from copying off of each others homework is quite a chore.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Wed 14 Nov, 2007 03:48 pm
Just scoot their cages further apart.

Think I'll leave early today.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 14 Nov, 2007 03:49 pm
No wonder, get off that computer for a change and give them your motherly attention, seems to be lacking at the moment.

Heading for 106 degreees today, which means the contents of the fridge will get a nudge. Laughing
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Thu 15 Nov, 2007 03:27 pm
As my Jewish friends would say, "a nudge from a nooge."

Popcorn makes me happy.
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