The Insult Chain Game

Use the opportunity to take a shower, pigpen.

I think I'm going to buy a new pair of running shoes.

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I think a pair of sitting on your ass shoes would be more fitting.

Thunder boomers moving in.

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Your thighs slapping together as you walk, fatty?

I find low carb Kronik to be nasty.

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Maybe you should just exercise and eat right...then you wouldn't need the energy drink.

Done with my list today.

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Always thought you were rather listless.

Hot date tonight. (it's a soft toss, I know)

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You do a lot of tossing, don't you?

The weather outside is absolutely beautiful right now.

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That's the picture over your fireplace...not the window.

About to go down to the basement, tornado warnings expected here.

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Take your ruby slippers, and beware of flying houses, now.

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DAMN, HIT THE WRONG BUTTON.

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That's not uncommon with you...why do you seem so surprised?

Now where did I put my ruby slippers? And where is the damn dog?

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I saw a scruffy ass dog in hooker shoes run that way.

Work is done for today.

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Go and wash your mouth you mangy dog hooker.

All set for a great day downunder.

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Down under the bridge, you mean.

I just stuffed my belly.

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Do you ever stop eating you fat wombat?

Going for a jog along the ocean shortly.

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Dutchy wrote:

Going for a jog along the ocean shortly.

Shorely don't walk and stop a while you might dangle a participle.

I'm looking for something deeper.

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check your throat

I need to get some new music

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Close your eyes and look into space you weirdo.

Going to do some work now.

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and you call yourself retired

I'm gonna make some macaroni n cheese

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From a ready made pack no doubt, you wouldn't even know how to boil water.

Attended a great reunion last night.

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Hope you brought a condom.

Just about bedtime.

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