No wonder the cops called, bedlam all around, can't you control them any better?
Will take a stroll to the beach this afternnoon
(To early for beer mismi :wink: )
If you're still walking and it's too early for beer then it must be before noon.
I can't find my cell phone.
There's a reason!
I can't afford one.
You obviously spend your money somewhere else.
Watching a replay of last night's football game.
You're hoping your team will win if you keep watching over and over.
I am up very early this morning
NickFun wrote:I am up very early this morning
Hark the heralds' muted dawn.
I should practise my embouchure.
What's wrong with your lips, don't you know how to kiss?
Going down the pub for a drink.
for the third time today.
I spent the weekend in south carolina
Had a date with one of your cousins? :wink: (coming from a southern girl- who hears it a lot!...)
Got the car washed and the kitchen clean, now I am taking a break and drinking my diet coke.
diet? concerned about your weight much?
I almost got electricuted today.
Quit sticking your tongue in the outlets.
Try to be aware of what I eat and drink.
You're skinny as a twig! stop starving yourself!
I yoosed hukd on foniks and it wurkd!
It sure did! Now try using the dictionary to spell!
About to go wash the dog now.
wow it will be happy to get its yearly bath.
I just ate a bagel and cream cheese
No wonder you look like fat Albert.
Having a lot of work to do today.
You never worked an honest day in your life.......
I/we have and do.
Amen.
You are not telling the truth etc, and you know, "Thy shall not lie".
Cleaning my car this morning.
I am sure the environmental agency appreciates it. :wink:
I am about to relax and call it a day!
every day is a "day". DUH.
Our football team won the game today.
So they finally put you on the bench huh?
I think I'll paint my nails tonight.