Acoupling daze away, you don't say?
I waive my cheerios, (two naught ons: einstein's special relativity).
I think you're nuts.
Going to the pub shortly.
A pre topsy before the autopsy?
I fancy a sherbet before the games tonight.
Why not make it a double scotch, you feel much better.
Been to the pub and now relaxing at home, waiting for dinner to be served.
You've already had dinner. You're just too drunk to remember.
I am enjoying a splash of '97 Cabernet
My, aren't you a big swirl.
I'm reaching for the neck oil.
Been stretching things to far again.
Going to have a spa bath in a minute.
Any kind of bath would do for you stinky
I'm going to hike the landslide hills pretty soon.
And probably get nowhere as usual.
I am probably one of the few women that keep up with sports.
I didn't know knitting, cleaning and cooking were sports, because that's all you ever do.
Going out for a delicious lunch today.
LMBO!
Since when did 5 beers and a bowl of peanuts start being considered lunch?
I love the smell of a clean house.
It's a smell you enjoy so rarely.
My cleaning lady will be at my home tomorrow.
Probably won't get much cleaning done knowing your habits.
Church is beckoning this morning, may do the right thing.
You may be too late.
I've been missing a friend - someone who always makes me laugh.
What a shame, Jerry Seinfeld left you?
Will be going for a drive in the country after church today.
Knowing what a wreck your car is it will start off as a drive then wind up as a long walk.
I went to an ice skating rink yesterday
Carted out with a broken limb as usual.
Going to the Casino today.
Oh, in counting cards?
The two back wheels have fallen off my wheelbarrow.
You will be pushing the proverbial barrow uphill from now on.
Going to pick all the fruit from my orange tree tomorrow.
Squueze it to make a nice little mixer for your vodka.
I am watching Andy of Mayberry
