Good for you. she's probably 80 not out.
My lady neighbour made me a nice drink after I cut her lawns today.
Yeah, you saw you first.
I may spend some time tonight skimming the outrageous religious threads hereabouts.
And laugh about how silly they are compared to your religion which states that the universe was created by a giant rabbit named George.
I may go to the mountains for a few days
Good riddance! Your lucky neighbours.
It's bloody sweltering today and it's only 9:35 a.m. I wish I had a swimming pool.
Think of the poor little microscopic creatures, twirling in the water, having a great time, and then seeing your enormous body sailing through the air, descending upon them, and the screams and cries of panic of the creatures as they realized they breathed their last.
I am drinking green tea.
It was regular tea but it's spoiled.
I'm leaving for the studio in a few minutes
The "studio" - is that what they call the Welfare Office these days?
I have to mail off a couple of postcards today.
I am sure the results will be positive.
I am flexing my bicep right now and admiring it with the sort of admiration a father would reserve for his daughter.
I find that sentiment rather touching.
I am going to write down those words and learn from their tenderness.
You mean you can write?
I'm getting a bit of a sun tan.
Adding more wrinkles to your creased body eh, you look like a Chinese Shar-Pei already.
Taking my wife shopping later on.
You buying her something at the flea market?
I'm going out for dinner tonight.
Better not wear those jeans, makes your ass to big.
About to have a shower and breakfast.
At the same time. "Time management" is your motto.
I spiled some coffe on my hand today. Good ting it wasn't hot!
Sure it was your hand and not your brain, as your spelling isn't to crash hot for a script-writer,
Being Friday we're having some lovely fish for dinner tonight.
9 Live Seafood Platter as a matter of fact.
I left my cell phone at the studio.
No one's phoning you anyway, so who cares?
God it's hot out. I don't think I'll get to sleep.
Who wants to sleep on a hot night, haven't you got more interesting to do, like knitting booties.
Enjoying a lovely cold beer right now.
(knitting booties is a better thing to do? lol (wouldn't have been my first choice)
How many beers is that for you, exactly, or can you count that high?
I had a lovely ham meal for dinner tonight and I didn't even have to cook it.
Actually, it's antifreeze but you're too drunk to know the difference.
I am sitting at home with the windows open enjoying the cool air
