There ain't a glider big enough to hold your fat frame in the air.
Picking up my neighbour again from T'ai Chi, she is a wonderful person.
Good for you.
Good luck in therapy.Amen
Therapy is what you need etc, heaps of it, the sooner the better. Amen.
I'll be doing my taxation returns tonight.
The fecundity of a recondite refund night seems somewhat unlikely.
I'm wont to file my nails.
Keep them sharp you may need them to ward of attackers.
The tennis from Wimbledon is pretty good tonight.
Balls, Harry Potter is on the other channel.
I am delighted by others' viewing pleasure.
Thank you epenthesis. if you only meant it I'd be happy but you speak with forked tongue.
Switching channels between the tennis and the football.
You athletic ANIMAL! I'm sure that constant switching back and forth is giving your fingers quite the workout!
I just played 3 sets of tennis.
You still have the screen tennis game then Nick?
I'm going out to Wigan later tonight with a few of the lads.
Causing havoc and finishing up in the slammer as usual.
Sunday today and thinking a visit to church may be on the cards.
Isn't the preacher sick of you jumping up in the middle of the service screaming, "YOU'RE FULL OF ****!"?
My son is on his way to Australia.
I am forewarned. Dutchy on the other hand is forearmed, with the a pot belly, the head of an elephant and a name change to ganesh.
Clean up after yesterday's soiree is complete.
You call it a "soiree". Others called it a drunken keg party.
On my way to an informal function.
Yes, a mathematical relationship would be the only type of function that would suit you.
I am going outside for a moment.
Stay there and don't come back you slimy dirt bag.
I'm having a ball right now.
You really shouldn't do that in public, you know...
I have a yen for a cup of coffee.
Yea , yea coffee laced with something to get you high you scumbag.
Looking forward to a nice roast tonight.
Suckling pig presumably.
Left-overs for me tonight.
serves you right you greedy guts
after dinner watching a movie
Don't forget to take your raincoat.
Being lazy on a Sunday afternoon, and there's so much I should be doing.
