I think John Mcane should give you the business!
We'll just watch.
There are non so blind as they who cannot see.
Almost time to go for some exercise.
Don't bother chubby!
I know i don't.
Are you content at being overweight then?
I prefer to maintain a decent level of fitness.
Ever prefer decency PERIOD?!
I decent,,, in my head!
That could be a sheer egotistical view you have, people involved with sect like religions for instance are conditioned {brain washed] into believing that they are special, above the rest, and entitled to everlasting life. Furthermore, they are encouraged to become detached from families and loved ones on account of them not believing or accepting brain washing tuition as they are a danger to the survival of the sect.
Do you think you are special in any way?
What's this have you become a preacher all of a sudden.
I think I'm going to collect my winnings from Royal Ascot today.
Just don't try weighing them against your loses.
My girlfriend just bought a new lap dog
She prefers a toy, probably shih tzu.
I have been to the shops today.
The head shops, the sex shops, etc.
It IS a shih tzu!
"Nobody knows how the Ancient Eunuchs managed to mix togetherÂ…And now here comes the recipe: A dash of lion, several teaspoons of rabbit, a couple of ounces of domestic cat, one part court jester, a dash of ballerina, a pinch of old man (Chinese), a bit of beggar, a tablespoon of monkey, one part baby seal, a dash of teddy bear and the rest dogs of Tibetan and Chinese origin."
I'm well on top of the housework thus far.
You are probably still lying on top of the bed as always.
I am hard at work outside.
Getting to and from the pub is hard work!
I have downloaded some TV shows off the web for free.
Freeloaders never pay for anything.
Going for a quick trip to the pub.
Good Lord you better get running! It's nearly noon!
I'm going grocery shopping tomorrow.
Aisle B waiting
I will be cooking tomorrow.
You mean, you will be taking cooking lessons, you braggart.
Settling in for an cosy night in front of the open fire.
The wifes thrown him out and he's kipping in a tent!
I'm taking a drive to Preston in a minute or two.
Good luck drivers!
I like driving.
Have a lovely trip, it's an all too brief scintilla of sanity when you're not driven to distraction.
I have, at my fingertips, the ingredients for a secret sauce.
