Falling asleep in your bath tub again.
Raining today so no painting.
The rain could only improve it.
I'm having a great hair day...
Choosing another wig?
Going into town for breakfast.
Are you sure there
is a town?
When any of us think of doing anything wrong our bones and intestines will be burned.
Are you some kind of a witch?
Going to do some work in the garden now
I thought you didn't work.
My whole body hurts.
Shouldn't you invest in a new mattrass?
May cut the lawn first I think.
The neighbors have lost animals in your jungle-growth lawn.
My Flowers look fabulous because I rarely touch them.
You call plastic imitations flowers?
After my garden work I'll go down the pub for a beer.
They'll appreciate the warning <crowd runs for exit>
My tan is so dark.
Most street-walkers work at night ... you're the exception.
I love peanut M&Ms.
I'm sure they go great with that turd you're smoking.
I got sunburned badly yesterday.
All you hairless albino dwarfs burn real easy I bet.
My head is in a fog today.
Been smoking pot again?
Going for a long drive today
Sends directions to short piers...
I have long, slender fingers...
Training to be a pickpocket are you?
My destination is a cool picnic spot.
So you have the same aspirations as the average ant.
I feel languid.
Aren't stray cats always lazy,spiritless and uninterested?
Weather is great and I'm off into the bush soon.
I hope it's a thorn bush.
I am trying to memorize a very difficult script.
Senility and memory loss don't help.
I will be enjoying an Italian meal tonight.
