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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2007 04:55 pm
Off the planet again?

Will have a few beers later today.
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etc
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2007 08:35 pm
The usual?

I don't dare to drink,,, alcohol dosen't like me. Confused
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Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2007 10:06 pm
Just as well, it is not good for you.

Going to chase the koalas from my roof.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2007 10:38 pm
You see what happens when you drink too much? You start chasing koalas of your roof!


I enjoy about 2-3 glasses of wine per week
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Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2007 10:43 pm
Make that 2 or 3 bottles a day you wino.

Taking my wife out to dinner tonight.
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Eorl
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2007 10:44 pm
Why? because you think people won't hit a guy with glasses?

I like the odd wee dram of single malt whisky myself.
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NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2007 11:08 pm
One odd wee dram equals Two Gallons daily.


I like to smoke pot occasionally
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epenthesis
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2007 11:26 pm
You are on an inexorable ineluctable downward spiral into gardening

I'm in favour of genetic modification
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Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Jun, 2007 11:33 pm
Well get a new brain than because you're present one is gone haywire.

May attend a movie whilst in town tonight.
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epenthesis
 
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Reply Fri 8 Jun, 2007 12:41 am
"Well get a new brain THAN because YOU'RE present one IS gone haywire.

May attend a movie whilst in town tonight. "

Presumably not a talkie

I might enrol someone in Adult Education
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 8 Jun, 2007 01:02 am
See if you can figure out how to enroll yourself. Shoot for the remedial courses.


My soccer team lost again tonight.
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epenthesis
 
  1  
Reply Fri 8 Jun, 2007 01:54 am
"See if you can figure out how to enroll yourself. Shoot for the remedial courses.
My soccer team lost again tonight. "

Did they split infinitives at half-time?

Rugby League on teev tonight
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Eorl
 
  1  
Reply Fri 8 Jun, 2007 02:26 am
That identifies you as likely convict stock, mate.

Not into sport that much myself.
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Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Fri 8 Jun, 2007 02:39 am
Get a life if you want to survive.

Busy weekend coming up.
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Mathos
 
  1  
Reply Fri 8 Jun, 2007 06:28 am
Does that mean the remote control for the TV is broken?



I have been helping my joiner to put a new roof on the utility room today.
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vinsan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Jun, 2007 08:23 am
By Helping, u mean "disturbing" right?


Sometimes nights are so charming.
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Mathos
 
  1  
Reply Fri 8 Jun, 2007 10:41 am
What are you, a bloody bat?



I'm wearing my new jeans tonight, classy places to visit.
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Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Fri 8 Jun, 2007 03:20 pm
Padded cell in the cop shop?

Having breakfast in town this morning.
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etc
 
  1  
Reply Fri 8 Jun, 2007 05:08 pm
The cops let you drive?

I lost my license once.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 8 Jun, 2007 05:30 pm
In another 10 years you'll be able to get it back!


I am going to a wine tasting this weekend.
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