Judging from the way you spell it's amazing you ever WENT to school.
I'm going paragliding off a mountain this Saturday.
Paragliding is for sissies.
I'm going to lunch with some semi-famous literary people today.
The author of "Bone me till I cry" and the screenwriter for "Debby does a Dozen"?
My front door affords a lovely view of the ocean.
Don't they all from San Quentin?
I'm looking forward to The Man U game coming up in a short while.
You just love watching sweaty, muscular men prance about.
I prefer to watch the cheerleaders.
Of course not! There are no attractive women where you live!
I insist my guests put their drinks on doilies.
Well eventually, you will evolve into furnishing your homes with table, chairs, and coasters.
I am going for a work out soon.
Time to get up and change the channel, huh?
My soccer game is in 3.5 hours.
I hope you mean soccer and not that game your guys play wearing personal padded cells!
I have to sharpen my mower blades tomorrow.
It looks like you sharpen them on your face.
I have many wildflowers growing in my back yard.
And interesting toadstools in your living room and moss under your toenails.
I've made a big pot of chilli.
Brilliant, Clary! When you've scoffed it, you can jump in the bath and play "let's pretend I have a jacuzzi" again.
My brain has gone, following a 120 mile motorway drive in chaotic traffic.
You won't miss it - men think with their...
I've just made some Cornbread (allegedly) it tastes truley awful!
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I'm sure that you found it a nice change to all those deep fried mars bars that you people up there tend to eat all the time. Healthier, too!
I seem to have a problem with my trousers.
They ripped out in the ass. Actually, the trousers are not the problem...
I have a 32" waist.
Erm....I think you'll find that it's spelt "Waste", actually.
My dog has just woken me by licking my outstretched doo-dah.
It's a good thing you two are married!
I have to work in an office today.
OMG, you managed to move from rubbish man to office cleaner?
My life has taken a turn for the better.
You found a foam mattress under the bridge to sleep on!
I am a very busy man.
