Have they been complaining about the urine taste?
I am tired of the computer.
After 28 straight games of Solitaire, I'm not surprised.
Three day weekend coming up!
Yet another person who thinks everyone lives in America. There is a lot of world out there without a three-day weekend, you know.
It's a holiday in Austria today and the roads are empty.
Thank heavens. That means more people will be safe from your reckless driving, you menace behind the wheel.
I have a four day weekend coming up.
No difference then, you only work nights and you spend that time on your back.
I bought a pony trailer today.
Now you'll have something big enough to have someone haul your ass around!
I bought a new cofee/espress maker.
What's the point? You're too dumb to know how to make coffee anyway.
It's time to go to work.
Don't you get tired of standing under that lamppost and asking men if they want to have a good time? You're so unappealing you haven't had a taker in three months, and the cops no longer even bother with you.
I am going to get my house painted.
It's about time you did something about that dump you call home.
I'm having an ice cream cone.
If you had any brains you'd put some ice cream into the cone. You do know that's what the cone is for, don't you?
I'm having some pretzels and chocolate.
No wonder you weigh 400 lbs - good dinner, NOT.
It's a little windy outside.
Better sleep in an alley to protect you from the wind. Your usual box under the bridge might be too chilly tonight.
I feel very elated.
Stop sniffing glue and join the real world
I think the next to post is the smartest person in the world
This is the first time you've ever been right!
I like Dunkin Donuts coffee.
What happened to your new coffee/espresso maker, can't you read the instructions?
The people on this thread are nice
well that shows your too stupid to know an insult when it hit you
my cheese tastes funny
That's not cheese, it's a piece of chicken that's been in the back of your fridge for three months, you idiot.
My stomach feels a little queasy.
maybe you oughta brush your teeth once in a while, dog-breath.
It's a gorgeous balmy evening here.
i look out the window and see light, oh sorry i forgot your blind
im listerning to music
It must be music therapy night at your asylum. Try not to bang your head on the drums again.
I am working on my financial matters.
