Why ruin a perfectly good record of bad choices?
A perfectly good pun that I wasted on this crowd.
Since when does it bother you to get wasted?
I have a headache.
That's funny... you can replace have with am in that sentence and still have a true statement.
This is a bold statement!
Nah, it's just juvenile flippancy.
The fish is paid for dearly.
Who are you talking about, your wife?
I just ate junk food and now I feel sick.
You are what you eat.
Fridge at work is in a sorry state of affairs.
Did you say your friggid during affairs? That dosen't suprise me.
This game is fun.
Yeah, especially with posters it's that easy to think of insults about.
Bedtime, soon - now to fall asleep.
Fall asleep? don't you mean passout?
I won't have anyone to play with.
Play with yourself, as usual. Why should tonight be any different?
Nimh is up all night every night!
You would know the 'Night Time' schedule of every male on this board.
Someone call the cops.
No, that trick won't work this time. They know you already and not a single one of them would go with you!
Off to home finally.
Give our regards to the warden.
I need to put laundry away.
Dear God yes! By all means, put the laundry away!
Another day, another pitiful excuse for a job.
I can't believe you found someone to hire you!
I love my job.
Yeah, hauling garbage sure is way better than what you used to do before for a living, huh?
I've only returned here for a second because I cant believe I am finishing this exasperating paper on the website on my free day.
If you want to finish it fast do what you usualy do, plagiarize.
I going to feed my guinea pig shortly.
'Shortly' is hardly a nice name for your husband, even if he's grumbling for breakfast, and you treat him like an experiment.
My dad died today.
Are you serious Cav? If not where did you bury him?
I like Gus.
(Serious Cav? So sorry to hear it ...)
You like Gus? Well, you would ... every Jack will find his Jill as they say, and its a matter of time before even the greatest freak of nature finds his or her equal ...
There, I've finished that paper.
