That's because you have been drugging most of the year and just started to come out of the haze.
The weather forecast says it will be warming towards the weekend.
Maybe it will melt the ice around your heart
I have fly swatter in hand
Good, maybe you can hit some of those flies laying on your body thinking you're a decaying corpse.
A former student of mine just got a job with a major pharmaceutical company.
him following your example and running a meth lab is nothing to be proud of.
we finished off 1 of the 3 boxes of cookies my wife sent.
Sharing them with your girlfriend proves what a lowlife you are.
I got compliments at work today.
that's not hard to do in the Prison for the Criminally insane
I just ate 9 mini chocolate bars
that's what your "friends" said they were
it's a boring night
Stuck with your own company? I'd be bored too if I was stuck with you.
I haven't seen many really good Christmas decorations.
You have to get out of the cellar to see them
Damn Intrepid. That stupid you can't remember the rules of the game?
My wife also sent me my christmas presents
Did she include a return address?
I am losing my memory
Look in the toilet you might find it there
I'm gunna try and call my wife now
If you keep calling her "sooie" she may not answer (unless it's dinner time)
we're going to 3 xmas parties/dinners on xmas day.
wow! I didn'y know there were three soup kitchens open on Christmas day.
I don't know if I want regular or decaff
I guess that's one of the biggest decisions they let you make in the asylum.
I can hardly wait for New Years!
Is that when the statute of limitations runs out?
I love a parade.
you are probably a fan of the halloween parade. Its the only time you can see people dressed worse than you.
I chose regular
Dull and predictable, as usual.
I am getting a headache.
I suppose the idea of taking an aspirin is beyond the ability of your mind to grasp.
I hope I never lose my hair.
That's the only thing left at u after loosing wisdom, dignity and conduct while insulting others for months.
Does these A2K Members ever sleep?
