I am so glad you're finally cleaning the park.
I am purchasing a new alarm clock this afternoon.
I hear tell that the police come by and hit the bottom of your shoe in the morning to get you off the park bench.
i'm getting ready to go to night shift
Hope you collect enough cans to afford your next bottle.
My stomach is a bit knotted this morning.
Didn't you watch Supersize Me?
I am about to make some healthy organic vegetable soup.
Going to boil up the crab grass you pulled out of your lawn?
I don't know what to make for dinner.
a mess, as usual, I suspect
I am using Skype to message my son in Paris
Normally you're massaging your son, so this is a refreshing change.
I'm enjoying Colorado.
But is Colorado enjoying you? Be honest!
I'm going to read in bed tonight.
hand have a headache again?
I'm eating craker jacks
I am sure you're eating something with a name approximating craker jacks, but you should learn to spell before you tell us about them.
I can see a beautiful blue October sky and an apple tree whose leaves are turning yellow from this window.
Not a bad view from a cell you must be doing the guards some sort of favours.
All's well in Wales.
The authorities there still haven't learned your current location? Better keep moving, they are closing in fast.
I want to test drive a new car.
Time to get rid of the Ford Model T. You do know Vespa doesn't make cars, don't you?
I'm going swiiming soon.
The pipes burst and flooded your house again?
I started my Christmas shopping.
How long does it take to get a box of chocolates and address it to yourself?
I think I'll have another cup of tea before I go.
before you go???????????????? back to your padded cell
so many stupid people, so little time
You shouldn't be so disparaging of yourself. The correct term is 'intelligence challenged'.
Looking forward to lunch with my friend up from New York later on.
thats nice, you pay people to have lunch with you so you think you have friends.
almost quiting time
You could have left 2 hours ago and nobody would have even missed you
Almost supper time
Do you still eat the baked beans cold, directly out of the can, with your hands? You really are a model for gracious living.
I bought a DVD of one of my very favorite movies today.
