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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
colorbook
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 08:49 am
It may be hard for you to breathe up there if you keep smoking those cigars


I have to wash the car.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 08:51 am
What an exciting life you lead. <yawn>


Not taking any cigars with me. Don't want to spoil the untainted beauty that is the Rocky Mountain National Park.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 01:17 pm
You watching Discovery channels again?

A thousand daffodil bulbs to plant tomorrow.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 01:42 pm
Too bad you won't be doing any of it, what with your entry into rehab for the drugs abuse.




I found a quarter on the floor today.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 04:12 pm
Good for you. I know that's a lot of money to an elderly, retired gentleman like yourself.


Okay, I'm logging off now ... I'm Rocky Mountain Way. Very Happy
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 09:28 pm
and he said he didn't want to spoil the scenery.



Iraq is voting today
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 15 Oct, 2005 01:40 am
That is not a legitimate excuse for you to take another day off from work.

I need to clean out my car.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 15 Oct, 2005 01:44 am
Just open the door and wait for it to fall or crawl out.


Today I can't see the hills because of the dense mist.
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Sat 15 Oct, 2005 03:08 am
thats just the oder of your bad breath



I got an itch I can't stop
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 15 Oct, 2005 04:53 am
Better visit the Vet for your seasonal flea dip.

I just found a way to save money on my taxes.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 15 Oct, 2005 07:02 am
You never pay taxes anyway on the money you get in your tin cup.




Fall is in the air...it's so invigorating!
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 15 Oct, 2005 07:45 am
Just remember, now's the time to start hoarding acorns and nuts to get you through the winter.

I have an unexpected day off next week.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 15 Oct, 2005 08:31 am
Their way of getting rid of you slowly.



I've had lots of healthy fruit for lunch.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 15 Oct, 2005 02:36 pm
Life at the zoo is good, but those treats are meant for the animals there.




I need to clean my bathtub.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 15 Oct, 2005 03:29 pm
When did you get a bathtub?

Time for a shower.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 15 Oct, 2005 03:31 pm
Oh is it raining under the bridge you call home?




I am considering a new hobby.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 15 Oct, 2005 03:33 pm
Why, is your pecker sore?

Im going to pour a drink.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 15 Oct, 2005 03:35 pm
That'll be a novelty...you usually just guzzle from the bottle.




I have decided to wear my favorite sweater tomorrow.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 15 Oct, 2005 03:49 pm
You've been rummaging in the charity bags again!


Going to road test a pair of roller blades tomorrow.
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Sat 15 Oct, 2005 10:36 pm
pick a nice steep hill with a cliff at the bottom



another beautiful sunday
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