It won't help your hair grow back, old boy...
I witnessed a young lass ingest 53 hotdodgs in 12 minutes on TV...
(no wonder people hate us.)
Entertainment to suit your level of intelligence... Oh, I'm sorry... Let me make it simple. I'll...talk... slower...
You ... ain't ... had ... no ... learnin'...!
Insomnia strikes again!
A certain cure is to listen to you talk.
Took my kids to a ball game last night, followed by big fireworks.
You just had to get the chili dog and Labutts, er, Labatts.
My allergies are out of control.
Those creating the smell from you are rampant.
I Think it's Monday! Last Monday.
That must be SOME hangover you've got there! What drugs are you on?!
If I could just get some decent sleep...!
I thought that was all you did in bed.
Think I'll take an aspirin.
Same old excuse, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache."
Must make some dinner
Frozen meals again?
I cook better than any woman.
The ghost of Julia Child has come to beat you soundly for even thinking such a thing!
Going to beat the children! :wink:
What at ludo?
Think big anyhow.
You on about your mouth again?
I think I'll try another glass of red.
Why just a glass when you know you can't even stop at just one bottle, ya lush!
The kids are out to play - ah, a little quiet.
Unfortunately, now you have time to bother everyone here,
I have to make an important decision today.
We all know what you do when no one's in the
house.
I'm into Lycopene so I've got tomato soup for breakfast.
You still believing all that health store hype - didn't you know that strychnine and arsenic are 'natural' too?
I'm making Caesar salad for lunch.
You're making a measly low-cal salad for Caesar, but you'll be scarfing down an entire pepperoni pizza for your own lunch, you glutton.
I have an important appointment this morning.
Prison governors are busy people.
We had a good lunch and celebrated London's being chosen for the 2012 Olympics.
Just like a brit to rub it in everyone else's faces!
I'm STILL tired!
Try using your bed to sleep in as well.
I think Brits are great, that's why we're called Great Britain.
