What a startling confession Slappy Ooo Ooo(Ooo Ooo being the general monkey sound)
There can't be anymore opposers.
I agree, Slappy is a poop thrower, come to think of it, all men are.
I don't mess with poop.
Except back in the 80's, when you really needed the money.
Goats eat a lot of crap.
Goats make good stew.
My parents are watching Dr Shivago.
Not an insult, k....c'mon, show off that pea-sized rock inside your head called a brain.
I used to be able to bite my toes, but can't anymore.
What can you bite on yourself now?
I like it.
You've sucked my...who are you again? Wait, no you haven't...I've never paid for sex.
I played soccer when I was a chap.
You mean 'sucker', you played the 'sucker'.
I was a gymnast.
I'll bet you played gymnasty all the time.
I'll bet you use that a lot, chap stick, that is.
Awful insult...hope you're better at other things you use your mouth for.
Chinese people like Chinese food.
I'll bet you eat that alot..................chinese people.
Me no likey chinesey foody.
And the insult is? You're slower than Roseanne Barre getting to the diet center today.
Chinese moms use toothpicks to feed their babies.
Is that why they all have squinty eyes, from the PAIN? (they had to have missed at least once)
I just ate banana bread.
Carbs before bed=more junk in that trunk.
Oranges are a wicked good fruit.
You're an a$$h0le.
I like to cut to the chase.
You smell like a gorilla's ass on a hot day in July.
Bricks are heavy.
I bet your head weighs a ton.
My housemate got into a car accident last week.
Hopefully she didn't chomp of the penis that was in her mouth.
I'm relearning stuff about Cisco routers.
What you need to learn, is how to spell.
Speak n' Spell works wonders.
(which housemate..she ok?)
<the italian, she has several broken bones and everyone was surprised that was all. Happened in Italy, she's now home with her family, but she spent xmas in the hospital>
