Yellow
Do you play an instrument?
Sometimes.
How long do you play yours for.
For however long the spirit moves me.
Don't you want to know what instrument I play?
I would characterize it as a slight level of interest, but not really reaching the level of "want."
Does anyone know what Joseph Swan did best?
"slight level of interest", huh-oh well, in the absence of anyone else's absolutely burning desire to know- that'll have to do-piano. Joseph Swan was instrumental in providing illumination.
Why is Joseph Swan on your mind tonight?
I was lighting a cigar with one of his matches.
Do you like cigar smoke.
not particularly.
Do you smoke cigars?
Occasionally.Not like Tico.
He looks good with that cigar don't you think?
If that's really him - yowzah!
How does Tico smoke cigars?
I just put my lips togeth-- wait, no that's whistling. How do I smoke cigars? Very well, I think, but that's just my opinion.
Does anyone know who invented the refillable butane lighter?
No, nobody in the world knows that. Absolutely not.
Have you ever been to Costa Rica?
Of course.
Haven't you read my profile?
Yes.Thanks for the reminder.It was really,really,really interesting.
Is the weather nice in your neck of the woods?
Yes ... particularly if it's red and in a box in my fridge.
Do you like beer?
Not particularly, although the light beers you get in hot climates are OK, and so are the Belgian dark beers.
Is your profile true?
Of course it is.
Would I tell porkies?
... if you were near a pig farm, I suppose you might.
Do you really think I'm a retired trapeze artist?
It never entered my head.
Have you seen the state of yourself lately?
... um, if you mean Kansas ... I live here. Don't know if that qualifies as "seeing the State," but I suppose so.
Do you know what a Tico is?
