Questions Game

Don't the bad have horns and a tail?



Why do we have fingernails?

To scratch yourself.

When is 'spendi' ever going to ask a sensible question?

Good is when you salivate or get an erection and bad is when you **** your pants.

Is it alright if I answer an out of date question?

Absolutely...but only because I think that was actually a perfectly valid answer.

But what about when you get an erection at a very inopportune time?

Should that worry you or can you take care of that.

Have you drunk some Vodka which has given you some Dutch Courage.

No, no and no.

That was a totally serious question, by the way...I don't know how you guys walk around with those.

Anyway, what does Dutch Courage mean?

It goes back a long way but in short and it is a saying bestowed upon the Dutch by the English during their 17th Century Sea Battles, "courage acquired from drinking liquor".

Have you anymore serious questions?

(Sorry if I was a little rude earlier )

I'm sure I could think of one...hmmm...okay, got one.

I am pasting here a portion of my favorite passage. It is from Nietzsche's The Gay Science. The passage is sort of introduces his idea of eternal recurrence. If ever one single piece of writing changed the way I thought about everything, it was this book, and this passage in particular.


"What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you: 'This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more' ... Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus? Or have you once experienced a tremendous moment when you would have answered him: 'You are a god and never have I heard anything more divine.' "[The Gay Science, §341]

So, my question is...how does that make you feel? Would you be gnashing your teeth or not?

In very simple words, yes I would certainly gnash my teeth and would feel pretty devastated. I would definitely not want to live my life all over again in the same manner, and most certainly not innumerable times. Looking back over ones life, haven't we all made serious mistakes we would never wanted to repeat, who wants to relive them again? Haven't we all experienced traumas, sicknesses, poverty, hunger just to name a few nasties, who wants to go through that again? Hopefully we have learnt from our experiences in life, have become a better person and live a contented life. Such a life can continue indefinitely as far as I am concerned.

On a not so serious note, what do you think motivates people to become comedians?

Money and fame!



Is it easier to make a person laugh than to make a person cry?

Both the same I reckon but I prefer to make a person laugh because of a good joke, rather than make him cry because of telling him a loved one has passed away.

Do you prefer a President or King/Queen as head of your country?

A Queen, as I have it on good authority that H.M. would never, ever, have introduced a ban on smoking in pubs as long as She had a hole in Her Arse.

Are you one of those nitwit republican gumpheads?

There you go again using your frightening intellect to scare our aboriginal cousins. I would line them up against the bike shed and ask the same question.

How did you know; was it the paisley print?

Do you think you should show remorse by jumping off the Barton Swing Aqueduct into the Manchester Ship Canal?

Jumping off Barton Swing Bridge into The M/C Ship Canal in your underpants as a twelve year old kid on a hot sultry July afternoon is anything in the world, but not remorseful!

The splash when you hit the murky dirty stinking water is greeted with cheers from your buddies who naturally follow your example and land in the cut alongside you as you are swimming frantically for the bank. Sergeant smack you that hard your ear would ring for a week was the regular exception to the rule! He was a spoil-sport. The softies used to jump in off the stone wall at the side.


Would you like to Try it?

No, I prefer to swim in clean water and preferably pain free.


I saw two little boys riding down the road tonight on bicycles, holding hands. It was so cute- they managed to do it for a mile or more before a car came along and broke them up. That's when I snuck past on my bike. I thought they might be embarrassed that I saw them do that, but they weren't. They just linked back up and kept on riding.

Did you ever do anything like that with your best buddy when you were a kid?

Never, I can say that categorically, I honestly cannot recall ever experiencing affection of any kind what-so-ever with a male friend in my life.

I am not saying it would be wrong to do so. in fact it has never occured to me to think of such an action.


Do you want me to tell you about the girls though? :wink:

Jesus Mathos- it wasn't about affection- it was about coming up with a stunt and performing it. They were only about seven or eight years old.

No, not unless you have any funny ones from when you were a kid along the lines of the one you told me about eating the cookies from Sally's (or whoever's) knickers.

What'd you do today?

Got up at 3 am had a shower, drove to airport to collect my eldest grandson and his girlfriend, they have just spent two weeks in Bulgaria for a holiday. Got home about 6.15am had some breakfast, did some work in garden until about noon, one of my other grandsons off school for tennis coaching, collected him, had lunch, took him to Bolton and stayed there until his mum came about 4.30 or so. (I enjoyed watching him train) but his coach an ex top ranking female looked mind blowing in her tennis gear, I could have stayed there all night, but my daughter sent me home!

Did a couple more jobs at home, had a meal, came on this date with you and not even got a kiss yet!

What are you wearing right now?

Sounds like a busy day.

I'm wearing: (get ready for this) my snowflake pajama bottoms with my flowered pajama top. Now you may not think that they would match, but though they did not come as a set, they both have a white back ground and green, blue and yellow snowflakes or flowers as the case may be, so in fact, chromatically, they do match, and they're very comfortable.

What are you wearing?

Had a shower after my meal, pair of black boxers, dark blue adidas tracky bottoms and a skin tight black round neck T shirt.


Do you enjoy being in your PJ's when talking to me? :wink: