Questions Game

I'd be lying if I said I'd never been offered money for it...

Not a lot of men can say that...Can they?

How would I know?

Am I a man?

NO WAY



You don't think I'd play with you like you like me to if you weren't ALL woman, do you?

Well now, I don't really know you do I Mathos, my brother....you might have some little predilections I know nothing about.... JUST KIDDING! DON'T FREAK OUT- I know how you incredibly macho hetero guys can't even JOKE about such a thing....


Now BB's a MAN- don't you think so?

I think so.

Who's BB?

You tell me and we both know.

What are your main hobbies?

listening to music (many types), watching tv (too much), watching films (any), reading (fiction: any David Sedaris and any Terry Pratchett, nonfiction: math/science related), figuring out the rubik's cube, and having coffee/drinks/dinner with friends.

Do you have children?

Yes, Michael the apple of my eye.

Have you participated in forums like this before?

Once or twice.

why?

Because I feel you're pretty skilled with your answers.

Are you on broadband or dial up?

Broadband

What does it mean to be skillful at posting forum answers?

You're sticking to the issues, not like others, who have no idea what some of the threads are all about. You will pick the offenders when you see them.

Have you ever travelled overseas?

I've been to Canada, Mexico, and some of the nearby islands, but have never left North America (so sadly). I'd like to live in France for at least awhile.

Have you ever lived anywhere not down under?

Yes I have, in Europe, Sweden and Holland.

Are you bilingual?

I speak english and assyrian, the tiniest bit of french. I also know how to curse in many languages.

What languages do you speak?

Assyrian, that's interesting. I speak four fluently , Dutch, German, Flemish, English and some Swedish and French.

Were you born in the US?

Nope!

Have you ever wanted to live in a fantasy land?(apart from the one you're already in... 'practically')

Here we go again, wondering where you get those crazy notions, you do it all the time, you could be eating lime and you think that lifes a bowl of cherries!



You couldn't possibly do even time on a five hundred yard sprint up a 1 in 4 hill, could you?

You probably right Mathos. What's the matter with these kids today, are they all on dope or something, some of them are certainly living in cuckoo land don't you think.

Are you giving Aidan a farewell party when she leaves the UK?

Yes, they all appear to be potheads Dutchy, Jenny has been having these fantasies about walking topless down the streets and driving an open top sportscar through the streets of Paris, bollock naked with a silly grin on her face, and attempting to solve a Rubik Cube. She must be on pot!


Aidan.
No, I'll wish her all the best on here, but it would not be sensible for me to go to a party with her. She has this uncontrollable desire to molest me, seduce me and take advantage of my innocence and naive ways!


Isn't it a good job I'm sensible and level headed?