Well, taking into account the speed of light to your pad, I would estimate about 12^ pi r*. Will you wait?
i'm very impatient
is that long?(like in human language)
I have 12 inches but don't use it as a rule; it props up the shutter. Do you think you should be asking a human that question?
are you suggesting you are one?
(why yes....)
Do you know the devastating effect your derision can have on such a tender sole, such as myself?
sole? soul?
oh am i foregoing the consequences again?
tell me, dear, how tender? irrepairable?
We are talking shoes here; right! I think they can be repaired, but do you know anyone who repairs crocodile loafers?
so you ARE lost! (another one
)
do you deal with shoe-businesses?
Sort of; I collect lost soles and restore them to new. Do you have Sat Nav?
no
did you wake up the righ time today?
(Sat Nav lost?
No)
Awake! You must be Joe King, I am still asleep. Do you dream in color?
(lost: always!)
yes i do dream in color
do you think dream interpreters are right?
Well if you believe in The Bible, one might say God himself proved them to be right, didn't the Pharaoh dream about the locusts and weren't the dreams interpreted by Joseph to ensure the crops were saved. But then along came Jesus on his ass, or was that a donkey, and didn't he say take no notice of soothsayers?
Now when you ask strange questions like that, I have to ask myself, what is behind all this, which results in me asking....
Have you been sniffing glue or some other obnoxious potion?
No, I haven't.
Don't you think it is time we call out the head-shrinker or witch doctor?
I don't know about the witch doctors but if you called out the head shrinkers you will need a team of experts from what I can see.
Do you eat porrige without salt?
What are you talking about porridge and salt. This is the land of men not sissies, damper and grilled kangarool meat hot from the charcoal in the desert sand for breakfast!
Have you ever lived of the land, eating kangaroo meat, witchetty grub and berries?
No.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
(that's a movie line...I'm not crazy...But answer the question, still)
ofcourse i have...
*psssst... boss... you don't mind right?*
how many movies do you watch in a day?
Depends...Usually no more than one. But I live in Chicago and there were snow days when I could have watched four or five.
What is your favorite drink?
I don't really do favourites... i'll drink just about anything without asking what it is....
are you about to go to sleep?
