Questions Game

cheeky again.. um pink floral

and u?

Black boxers with a picture of Donald Duck on the front.



Slim or tubby...You?

average

you?

Built like the Hulk, but without the bulk, muscles, green skin, ripping of the clothes, bloodshot eyes, anger management etc. Apart from that we are near identical, except for the hair.

Didn't they burn all the Witches in merry olde England?

Hehe but we come back on halloween didn't you know that!?

One may consider Matthew Hopkins (The Witchfinder General) certainly did his best to ensure all Witches were removed from the scene. He was a native of the village of Manningtree, Essex.

In 1645 he accused seven witches of conjuring up the Devil in the shape of a bear, which attempted to kill him?

Hopkins, claimed to have witnessed the seven talking to their Imps and swiftly dispatched them. It should be noted that he was a self proclaimed Witchfinder General and held trials all over the southern area of England. The average wage being two pennies per day and Hopkins being paid twenty shillings to dispose of each witch he located was onto quite a decent herb.

There is much to be learned about Witches of great interest, the majority of 'witches' were spinsters or widows, (a threat to the other women of the villages) and accusations were made from spite, jealousy and perhaps the odd husband mentioning names in his sleep.

Kramer and Sprenger being the authors of an extremely interesting book on the subject 'THE MALLEUS MALEFICARUM' those of a nervous disposition are advised to steer clear of it's pages.

In a two year period Matthew Hopkins arranged the execution of some 200 women found guilty of being 'witches.'

It is believed he developed TB and died in 1647 in his home town of Manningtree.

Pendle Hill is worth a visit in Lancashire, the site of the last actual 'Witch' burning in the country.

The 'witches' in England today are quite interesting to talk to, did you know there are still followers of 'Witchcraft' in the UK?

hey have you been talking about me all this time since i last came?

I'm not too sure when you last came, you don't think I keep records do you?

Are you saying you don't keep records?

You don't expect me to leave incriminating evidence about do ya Mame?

a little scrap here and there

Where do witches live between halloweens?

The majority hang out at Witchhaven.


There is also a small hamlet in the Stonehenge area, called Devil's Dick.

Do you know the main function of being a Witch?

of course I do!!

DO YOU?

Not the foggiest idea.


Are you going to enlighten me Little Witch?

i think she was burnt at the stake

dose that really work though

Burning at the stake usually prevents the person becoming a social nuisance, yes.


Do you enjoy bonfires?

Controlled and in the right place at the right time yes.



Would you like to be Guy Fawkes for the lads?

You mean for firing the gunpowder or for being beheaded?

Yes and no...

What about you being Christopher Wright?

Christopher Wright... wow another conspirator.


I'll stick to being on the jury, it's safer.


I had to clear a couple of large but dangerous Willow trees a couple of years or more back back. A self professed 'Witch' came in all her regalia and chained herself to them, moving from one to the other as I did.

After some discussion and letting her see the report and reasons for removal she accepted the inevitable. She then lit several small paraffin lamps around them, (wind protected) and did a little chanting, she told me the spirits from the tree would find an escape route in the smoke from the candles. She took it very seriously and it was an experience I was glad at encountering.

I met her numerous times up to her moving from the UK to Southern Ireland about June this year. She was extremely knowledgeable regarding 'Witchcraft' and certainly knew more about roots, plants and mixing procedures for numerous health aids.

Do you personally have faith in alternative medicines?

Yes I do.

The NHS has some uses don't you think?