Nothing bowls me over pal. I've seen it all and then some.
Are you trying to project your fear of sweet little Mame on to me?
Fear, fear from a woman, how daft are you really dumbo!
Did nobody ever tell you, this is a mans world?
They must not have done otherwise I would have known to be scared of Mame like you must be to have thought up the idea that I might be.
Where else could such an idea come from but a man's world?
Now your learning.
Have you ever elected to be stripped, trussed up and hung from a butchers hook in a dark cellar whilst some half crazy bimbo gets to work on you with hands, elbows, feet and personal choice tools of damage at her beck and call, then got your wallet out and paid handsomely for the privilege?
It takes more that that playtime stuff to get my wallet under control sunshine.
Did you fall for that soft one once?
Once, what do you mean once, once isn't enough for that caper mate?
You must be off your rocker not to have experienced that, I never had to pay for it, but I daresay I'd have coughed up if it couldn't be complimentary.
When a young man, did you have the feeling you wanted to be a priest or a missionary?
No. I'm a supporter of Intelligent Design.
Do you not visit Science and Mathematics threads?
Surely those pages are not for the likes of me, I would feel out of place with those colonial egg heads who intimidate you and give you much discomfort to their amusement and no doubt their associates and extended families.
Do you obtain enjoyment from the piss they take out of you?
If you would care to read those refined threads you will discover that I don't take the slightest notice of assertions which are blurted out to fill what would otherwise be a dumbstruck silence.
Are you not aware that your question contained an assertion?
Do you think I write from a solicitors office?
Everybody knows that your avvie doesn't depict a solicitor.
It's one of those ancient Greek whadyacallems isn't it?
Well it was the nearest thing I could find to illustrate a true likeness.
Why do you doubt it's accuracy in depiction?
I didn't doubt the accuracy of the depiction. Avvies do conjure an important aspect of a threader's personality. Look at that one Mame had before the current one.
You don't mind if I go for a bath now do you?
I have no objection what-so-ever, you lot need to clean yourselves up once in a while.
G'night Spendi.
I rather think that may have surprised you?
I don't think you could surprise me, Math-y.
What do you suppose is shocking or surprising to most people or matbe just to you, if you have no opinion otherwise?
Learning there is no Santa Claus.
Aren't people cruel?
Too much so. Life is cruel enough without people being so as well.
How are you today/tonight?
Great thanks D. & yourself?
Peachy! A bit tired, but happy to be heading home from Chicago this evening on the train.
Doing anything exciting?
Not presently, been doing a great deal of work these last few months, which is good. Booked next flight out east. 11th Jan. so that is quite exciting making plans.
Coming with me? :wink:
