It most certainly is my leetle cheeken.
Have you got large pectoral muscles?
I don't know as I have never had them properly measured, the muscles that is.
Do you?
I do, but only jest.
Do you just jest?
Of course!
Do you drive a standard?
The standard of my driving is questionable. However, I have never sideswiped more than three people at a time.
Are you a good driver?
Yes, I can usually drive over 200 yards...
do you golf?
Yes, I can usually drive over 200 yards...
Do you play a round?
Only on the golf course!
Is there a golf course near you?
Of cause, one I play at, the other I'm seen at.
What is your favorite type of vacation venue?
I like to explore villages and cemeteries and whatnot; avoiding big cities at all costs.
Have you ever been on a cruise?
Although I use Ships for travel (I don't like flying) I have never taken one for a holiday cruise.
Have you, and if so would you recommend it?
No, not me. I don't like feeling trapped.
Are you a swimmer?
Although I do swim, I much prefer diving. The sights underwater are fascinating.
Do you enjoy the freedom of country walks?
Yes, I do.
Have you dived in Belize?
That is not a country that appeals to me; however, there are hundreds of Caribbean island bays to moor in.
Have you decided on a venue for this year yourself?
No...not yet. My husband will be on sabbatical so we can go anywhere, my job permitting. We thought of diving in Fiji, however. Lord knows we could use a holiday!
What are you reading right now?
We Speak No Treason by Rosemary Hawley Jarman, a biography of Richard III. Very heavy going, doesn't seem to be saying anything. Perhaps it's just that I'm not in a receptive mood.
What sort of books do you like?
All sorts, dahlink.
I'm reading the Princes of Ireland right now.
What was the warped sense of what passes for humour - any idea???
The fact that he so wittingly replied to your "what are you reading?" question. He must have chuckled to himself while attempting such a clever remark.
How is everyone?
