I no longer work
Do you believe in Santa, God, or fairies?
I think I believe in fairies, and elfs.. And happy jolly-wolly Wonderland of course.
Want to join my eightball-religion?
i might
what is an eightball-religion?
It's a religion based on the fact that the mighty Eightball knows everything. If you want to make a decision like "Do I want to go home for X-mas?", you ask the eightball, and get a perfectly balanced answer which always differs depending on your question. Mainly something like "Outlook, not so good." or "You may rely on it." Not a well-known religion... but just wait.
So, do you like the "new" Band Aid 20?
I remember the original one and the stunt that every rock format radio station in the US and abroad played that song at exactly the same time.
It was amazing.
Do you own a dog? What kind is it?
No longer, but I've had many mongrels in my time.
Who is your oldest living relative?
an old ape living in Africa...
And yours?
me, probably or
89-yr-old mother-in-law
Why do computer men always say they are coming 5 hours before they do?
Because their standard time is east coast and not
UTC.
Can this be true?
It can be true, but it's probably not.
What is the best bait for trapping opossums?
Opossums bait :
Vanilla Wafers
Sardines Unless you have cats around
Marshmallows
Red Apples cut in half are great for opossums and Raccoons
Are you a member of PETA?
You mean the "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals"? Ofcourse, I salute all animals!!
Ever heard of the CCF?
Yes, it,s a French bank owned by the Hongkong and Shanghai Banking Corporation
How about the TOADS?
Toads, yeah, those hoppy green things! No need to spell it in large letters *hihi*
No, I meant the Cheetah Conservation Fund, want to join me raising money by sponsoring my Guinness Record tryout on jumpingjacks?
no thank you
what did you eat last night before you slept?
vegetable curry, delicious
Where are you right now?
At the rocket range, studying telemetry.
Is it snowing?
yes, unfortunately
Who do you most admire?
angelina jolie
have u ever had a wish come true?
