It is considered extremely naff to draw attention to a fellow poster's typographical slips.
Are you generally pedantic?
Never pedantic, it ages you.
Are you ashamed of your errors when I expose them?
Not in the least but it does amuse me how you deny the ones you have just demonstrated in yourself.
Do you prefer long or short frocks?
I prefer women to wear micro-skirts, especially when they have attractive figures and delectable legs.
Are you homosexual?
No, I'm not, but thanks for asking.
Are you all packed, ready for your trip?
Not yet 'cutie Mame' I always leave packing until the last minute, about an hour prior to my taxi arriving.
Would you like a postcard?
Of course, love one...
where are you going first?
I land in Bangkok Friday afternoon, spend a few days there and then drive to Kanchanaburi for a few days arounf the Kwai-Noi River / Hellfire Pass / The mountain caves etc. etc./ Staying on a raft as well.
Are you going to tell me where to send the post card?
If you have access to a computer and the internet, send a cyber one here...
Are you going solo?
No, six of us to start with, then joined by another two in two weeks time on Ko-Chang, then four leave our party for home, remaining four split for a while, I am going into Cambodia, then we meet up again on Ko Samui. Spend some time there and two leave, we then go into Laos and Burmah (travelling on motorcycle). Then, anything can happen.
Do you have any particular interest in Oriental matters, it would help with the cyber if I get into a cafe?
Not any particular Oriental interests, actually.
Were you aware that I grew up very close to Vancouver's own Chinatown?
I wasn't truth to tell.
Is it any good?It must be better than all these dumps out east with funny sounding names which have a quaint attraction to the lower middle-classes.Is it?
It could be true, but I need a little clarification....
What dumps out east with funny sounding names?
You know-wambandung and holikakani and that stuff from those places where they only have the lights on because we showed them how it's done.
Didn't I see somesuch earlier in one of those "daily doings" posts?
A posting, the likes of which are plain to see above this script, shows the mental disorientation and psychotic meanderings of brotherhood attachment to an anthropoid!
You don't even know any funny sounding names you blithering idiotic moron. Stabs at wambandung etc. duly inform me that your knowledge of the orient would not stretch past the well known; for example;- Hong Kong & Singapore. So you make it up, fabricate and designate misanthropies to the travellers of AK2, due to your total and inconsiderate ignorance.
By the way, posting number 1811696 awaits your reply, you concern me deeply with your celibacy, questions regarding dresses, and no doubt you have an alter boy record. Father Glitter, whom you no doubt adored.
Have you ever given serious thought to coming out?
I have "come out" as you so delicately phrase it more times than I can possibly count but I do know that the lowest number,once,was with a Carole in a motorway service station when I was coming home from an away match.I didn't catch her surname as she was from Newcatle and on her way home from Blackpool Illuminations.
Do you bargain hunt?
No, but I bargain for better prices even in places where it
isn't apropos.
Do you recall your first love?
I could never, ever forget my first love.
What is the best bargain you ever made?
My paperback of The Theory of the Leisure Class.
I would guess my investment was worth hundreds of thousands in cash and medically miraculous.
Have you read it?
No, I haven't read it.
Have you read Jitterbug Perfume?
