No, just a bit of useless information I thought I'd pass on.
How could you NOT know a pickle?
perhaps if you were born in tropical south China?
How much weight are you going to put on over Christmas?
5000 Lbs
Whats your fav. bubblegum flavor?
Buck's Fizz.
What's your favourite lollipop flavour?
Blow Pop-watermelon
Do you have any distinguishing marks?
a small birthmark on my right bicep, dnt think i can count the numerous small scars on my hands.
BTW what is a distinguishing mark?
It is one of those unfortunate things that the Duchess of Argyl didn't think was of much importance.
Don't you wish you were as famous as she was in her day?
Not at all, I can't see any of the benefits of fame. Riches, now...
Are you going to spend Christmas with a crowd, a small gathering, or alone?
Alone, and looking forward to it, although I suppose I will get a bit weepy at some stage during the day.
Are you in the UK for long?
I'm in the UK for a little while longer yet.
Do you enjoy foreign travel?
I used to, but these days the magic has gone out of it for me.
What part of the country are you in?
Washington State, USA.
Is it safe to lead children to believe in fictional characters...ie;Santa?
That is not a game question I'm afraid.One could write a book on that and still not covered the ground.It is not safe in some ways and not safe in other ways.
What choice have you made?
Just tell them the world is full of life and mystery.
Don't mention suicide bombers, politicians, their well equipped armed forces, rapists, thieves, con men and women, or paedophile teachers. Try not to fetch one of those God's into the equation either.
I don't see any problem at all with Santa!
Then again, red suit, big pipe, do you think he might be a dope smoking commie after all?
I don't know about the dope but he's no commie and that's for sure.
What are you getting on Kwissmass morning in your stocking?
Depends what time I arrive home Spendius old boy, women have this extremely annoying habit of altering their mood swings with a mans time of arrival.
Have you ever been a Santa?
No.I haven't.It's so undignified.I'd rather be Rudolph the red nosed reindeer actually.
Don't you agree?
Well, I'd be a Mrs. Santa, maybe! I just love Christmas. I'm like a big kid. I love to watch my kids open their gifts, be with my family and eat great food, see my friends and have great conversations.
Where and with whom will you be spending Christmas?
With 3 sons, and my cousin and her husband and son in her nice big London house.
What would you like most for Christmas if expense were no object?
With 3 sons, and my cousin and her husband and son in her nice big London house.
What would you like most for Christmas if expense were no object?
