I noticed the mention of cats, I love cats.
Have you ever tried one with chips?
Mathos, first you have to answer my question before
asking another. There are rules here, you know
Hi Cal, did you have a good break?
Gee I love it when you get uppity!!!
Now the concept is reversed, but we're getting there.
Yes indeed, I had a splendid vacation, couldn't have
been better....
When are you taking a break?
I'm off to The Orient in January, a three month stint, total bliss!
Hell's bells Mathos old dear.
Can't you follow the ladies' simple instructions?
Lucky you, whereas the Orient wouldn't be bliss for
me, I am certain you enjoy your stay.
You must be retired then?
The only time I let a woman take control is when I let her handcuff me Spendius!
Not retired at all Cal, far too young for that!
Ah, the infamous handcuffs.
Have you seen "High Anxiety"?
It isn't a question of Calamity Jane taking control.
It is a question of not blurting out bits of your projected daily doings.A degree of humilty towards the rules of other people's games might be in order.
Do you usually trample all over others?
Afraid not, but anxiety with a woman is precious!
Sheeeesh!
Can't you write to your local Agony Aunt?
Spendius, shouldn't you be in the pub?
What is the problem, another ASBO?
Dratted tykes!
I think you're both due for a spanking.
What's ASBO?
Cal, you can spank me without mercy, anytime.
Anti Social Behavious Order
He gets them quite often. Has to stay indoors.
I'm not due a spanking.
What have I done?
See, he's stupid as well!
spendius doesn't show any antisocial behavior signs Mathos,
at least not towards me, and he's far from stupid.
Why can't you two get along?
I have no wish to be associated with a Yorkshire Tyke, they are different, sub-human, neanderthal throwbacks, land stealers! Cattle rustler's and the men take pleasure in interfering with sheep.
