PASSWORD REJECTION

A woman was helping her computer-illiterate husband
set up his computer, and at the appropriate
point in the process, told him that he would
now need to choose a password.
Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood
and figured he would try for the shock effort to
bring this to his wife's attention.

So, when the computer asked him to
enter his password, he made it
plainly obvious to his wife that
he was keying in, "p e n i s".

His wife fell off her chair laughing
when the computer replied:

PASSWORD REJECTED.
NOT LONG ENOUGH