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BLONDE SUICIDE

 
 
Misti26
 
Reply Sun 20 Oct, 2002 08:17 pm
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blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this

happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.



"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"

"No, Silly!" the

blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not

shooting myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I

just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I

put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled

the trigger."
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