Another day when there is no God

Ok, this is something that popped into my head as I was drifting off to sleep.

Fruit of the Loom.

Was that a market ploy because it sounds like "Fruit of thy womb"?

Also, the logo kinda reminds me of the set up for the Last Supper.

Dog only knows.

I think it's a darn good conspiracy theory.

Our next door neighbor has a glass eye. We look out for each other other as neighbors do. Whenever we go away for more than a day he tells us he’ll keep an eye out.

Truly, that was low humor--execrable.




I salute you!

I remember when that 3D movie came out, the one with the blue people? Forget what it was called. I was telling him out great it was with the new technology that just made the characters jump off the screen.

I was telling him he should really go see it, it was a lot of fun.

He’s just looking at me, waiting for the penny to drop.

When it did, I just laughed and laughed.

He was a lot of fun during the last solar eclipse too. A bunch of us were in the street taking turns to look at it. He takes the lens thing and look through it with his glass eye, then starts shouting “my eye! I can’t see!”

A new neighbor got all upset, telling him he’ll take him to the ER.

It just never gets old.

I saw some raw materials make themselves over into a Volkswagen last week.

Suzy Creamcheese

The back cover of Freak Out! features a letter from Suzy Creamcheese:

These Mothers is crazy. You can tell by their clothes. One guy wears beads and they all smell bad. We were gonna get them for a dance after the basketball game but my best pal warned me you can never tell how many will show up...sometimes the guy in the fur coat doesn't show up and sometimes he does show up only he brings a big bunch of crazy people with him and they dance all over the place. None of the kids at my school like these Mothers...specially since my teacher told us what the words to their songs meant.
Sincerly forever,
Suzy Creamcheese
Salt Lake City, Utah.

Frank Zappa interview from 1974:

"Suzy Creamcheese was a girl named Jeanne Vassoir. And she is the voice that's on the Freak Out album. The myth of Suzy Creamcheese, the letter on the album, I wrote myself. There never really was a Suzy Creamcheese. It was just a figment of my imagination until people started identifying with it heavily. It got to weird proportions in Europe, so that in 1967, when we did our first tour of Europe, people were asking if Suzy Creamcheese was along with us. So I procured the services of another girl named Pamela Zarubica, who was hired to be the Suzy Creamcheese of the European tour. And then she maintained the reputation of being Suzy Creamcheese after 1967. The first one went someplace, we don't know where."
On Absolutely Free the voice of Suzy Creamcheese was Herb Cohen's daughter Lisa.

Love watching those YouTube videos of factory automation, specially the car factory ones.

Ever notice crows don't get crows feet under the eyes? I guess that's because they need them to perch with.

That's because one of their legs are both the same.

"I never met a man I didn't like."
Charles Darwin.

You mean Mr. Rogers had a name change?