Another day when there is no God

Device for measuring hat size

I must apologize, I completely misread one of your earlier posts. Blame it on the drugs.
Party on!

Alrighty then.

Dr Faustus

Hi I am the Real Guardian Angel and I have come back down on Earth. I am online to see what's happening and to help others because people have been clamouring for help and praying for help. I am back down on Earth. What's happening with you? God is around and watching everything. He is seeing everything. He is in Control of supplying oxygen in the air for you to breath plus he is in Control of Earth and all the Universes out there. He is Here. Why did you say that sentence? What is it that you need help with?

OK, however I am an Arch Angle and have been taking care of this. You must send me your papers before I can allow you to muck around. I need the papers on my desk by noon Thursday. That's a more generous deadline than I normally provide to others, so don't screw it up.

That sort of post reminds me of the Dan Brown BS days when people were running around online claiming to be linear descendants of Mary Magdalene. Hey, hey . . . look at me, I'm special, you're not.

I'm thinking you are likely a dirty old man with hair in your ears and stale cheese in the cupboard, with nothing else to do but experience dream episodes when your meds don't get mixed properly.

I'm the Fake Guardian Angel

We're both as much use as each other. God sees everything and does nothing.

Or s/he's one sick **** if this is the plan.

27,375 days and counting.

Tick Tick Rookie. you missed the deadline. Take a guess, purgatory or limbo.....as if you had a choice.

#MeToo

But I'm really looking forward to the last one.

This made me look up what does happen if a Mormon woman dies single.

Of course, there's division among the mormons as to what happens, but the most likely outcomes are:

She's only kept from heaven is she didn't have the opportunity to marry. Yeah, don't wait to long before you accept the proposal from some guy you're really not into.

or

Some man (after death) can take pity on her and make her his wife. Guess she won't find out until after she's dead.

or

God will have to find her a man before the final resurrection.

BTW, the ratio of mormon men to women is 2:3

Thanks. I used to hang around a few Mormons, but we never discussed doctrine.

I worked with a Mormon for quite a while. We were friendly.

If I called the house I would ask her husband
"May I speak to your wife?"

This was his cue to ask "Which one?"